#Rays @ Yankees - Sun, Oct 03

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I find it incredibly funny that someone in DGG the other day told me that"you're a bigger problem than Lauren dude." The reason this happened is because I said that I don't think what Lance did at the end of the debate with Lauren wasn't necessarily bad and if I were in that position I would do the same thing; however, knowing who Lance is and how much he sucks shit I did think it was poor of him to do that... but I do believe in calling out ppl like Lauren and holding them accountable for shit they said/did WHEN THEY HAVEN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGED OR APOLOGISED FOR THOSE ACTIONS. You can debate ppl like Lauren all day about any topic but I would personally like to remind people of how much a piece of shit Lauren is and I would personally never want to associate with someone like her (not a dig at Steve but I don't think I'd be able to play League with someone like Lauren, that's just me tho).

Aside from the fact that I wish I had as much clout as Lauren does, I think it's pretty hypocritical that some of y'all were keen to mock and ridicule Vaush for cozying up with shoe0nhead (btw this is correct, fuck shoe0nhead and fuck Vaush for being pen pals with a worthless grifter) but are now unironically saying that "actually it's good that Lauren Southern is coming to Destiny for political opinions," LeRuse btw bc Lauren Southern hasn't changed her political positions and it doesn't seem like she's going to. I genuinely recommended you all read this article and see how much of a smarmy, deceitful, disgusting person Lauren is- https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/10/alt-right-star-racist-propagandist-has-no-regrets/616725/ - She hasn't changed any of her political opinions, let alone get more "moderate," she just learned to not be such an overtly racist asshole online.

This part from the interview is the most telling, she has never owned up to any of the horrific shit she said/did and all I am asking for from this community is to treat her with the same charitability that y'all treat ppl like TheSerfs, shoe, etc. Lauren is an awful human being and I wish nothing but the worst for her, she contributed to a political climate that entails hate, divisiveness, and a culture of lies and deception. It would be different if she actually owned up to her previous faults and said

It's the 22nd day of 2022, so it's a good time to look at the players who have worn #22!

Ten Hall of Famers -- and couple will-be Hall of Famers, a couple woulda-been Hall of Famers if not for steroids, and a couple guys on the bubble -- have worn #22 in their careers.

But several of them wore the double deuces only briefly either at the very beginning of their careers, and are better associated with other numbers. So I decided to put together a team not of the best players to wear #22, which would include guys like Rickey Henderson and Mike Schmidt who each only wore it for a handful of games, and instead highlight only those players who were at their best while wearing #22.

Unfortunately, there is no source I can find on Negro League numbers, so this is strictly National League and American League. But an honorable mention to Hall of Famer Buck O'Neil, who wore #22 with the Kansas City Monarchs. In 2006, the minor league Kansas City T-Bones retired #22 in his honor. During that year's Northern League All-Star Game, the 94-year-old O'Neil had an at-bat for each team (walking each time). O'Neil, a first baseman and manager, was posthumously elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in November. His story is wonderfully told in his autobiography, I Was Right On Time, and in Joe Posnanski's The Soul of Baseball.

So without further adieu, here's the Top 22 players to wear #22, as decided by Wins Above Replacement as calculated by Baseball Reference (bWAR) while wearing #22:

1 - SP Clayton Kershaw is well known for his #22, but did you know he wore #54 for his first game with the Dodgers on May 25, 2008? He switched to #22 prior to his second start on May 30, 2008. (The new number wasn't very lucky at first; after giving up two runs on five hits and a walk as #54, he was bombed for four runs on five hits and four walks as #22. Kershaw would be 0-3 with a 5.18 ERA through his first nine starts before

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This is every contestant that every judge got wrong from Seasons 1-6. Also goes for guest judges. Spoiler mark just in case.

Season 1:

Hippo

Real Identity: Antonio Brown

Robin's Guess: Odell Beckham Jr.

Jenny's Guess: Deion Sanders

Ken's Guess: Deion Sanders

Nicole's Guess: Allen Iverson

Pineapple

Real Identity: Tommy Chong

Robin's Guess: Sugar Ray Leonard

Jenny's Guess: Cheech Marin

Ken's Guess: Jimmy Buffett

Nicole's Guess: Kid Rock

Poodle

Real Identity: Margaret Cho

Robin's Guess: Judge Judy Sheindlin

Jenny's Guess: Kathy Lee

Ken's Guess: Melissa Rivers

Joel's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Nicole's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Lion

Real Identity: Rumer Willis

Robin's Guess: Michelle Williams

Jenny's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Kenan's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Ken's Guess: Dawn Robinson

Nicole's Guess: Hailee Steinfeld

Monster

Real Identity: T-Pain

Robin's Guess: Jamie Foxx

Jenny's Guess: Michael Vick

Ken's Guess: Darius Rucker

Nicole's Guess: CeeLo Green

Kenan's Guess: Tyrese Gibson

Season 2

Ice Cream

Real Identity: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Robin's Guess: deadmau5

Jenny's Guess: Rob Dyrdek

Ken's Guess: PewDiePie

Nicole's Guess: Marshmello

Panda

Real Identity: Laila Ali

Robin's Guess: Loni Love

Jenny's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Ken's Guess: Queen Latifah

Nicole's Guess: Venus Williams

Eagle

Real Identity: Dr. Drew Pinsky

Robin's Guess: Howard Stern

Jenny's Guess: Adam Carolla

Ken's Guess: Craig Ferguson

Nicole's Guess: Jeff Foxworthy

Penguin

Real Identity: Sherri Shepherd

Robin's Guess: Mindy Kaling

Jenny's Guess: Nicole Byer

Ken's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Nicole's Guess: Star Jones

Ladybug

Real Identity: Kelly Osbourne

Robin's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Jenny's Guess: Paris Jackson

Triumph's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Ken's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Nicole's Guess: Jamie Lynn Spears

Rottweiler

Real Identity: Chris Daughtry

Robin's Guess: Darren Criss

Jenny's Guess: Jason Mraz

Ken's Guess: Dave Franco

Nicole's Guess: Darren Criss

Season 3:

Robot

Real Identity: Lil Wayne

Robin's Guess: Shaun White

Jenny's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Ken's Guess: Flava Flav

Jamie's Guess: Steve-O

Nicole's Guess: Floyd Mayweather

Llama

Real Identity: Drew Carey

Robin's Guess: Adam Carolla

Jenny's Guess: Kelsey Grammer

Ken's Guess: Joel McHale

Jason's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Nicole's Guess: Woody Harrelson

Elephant

Real Identity: Tony Hawk

Robin's Guess: Travis Pastrana

Jenny's Guess: Lance Armstrong

Ken's Guess: Beto O'Rourke

Nicole's Guess

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Calcium, nickel, neon

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Put it on my bill

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

#Rays @ Yankees - Sun, Oct 03

###Game Status: Final - Score: 1-0 Yankees

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