Ku Klux ___ (I'll see myself out)
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👤︎ u/zatask
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

  1. I have a double China without the “a”.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

  5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!

It’s called pseudo-ku.

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📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Dad holds baby boy

Baby smiles and starts to coo. "Hai ku, I am dad."

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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I wrote a haiku...

Well, really, more like a pun, Leaving. A “bye-ku”

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📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a

haiku of poor quality?

it is a low-ku

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📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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I saw a sonewhat different sudoku puzzle today

It was a pseudo-ku.

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📅︎ Jan 14 2018
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How do you get racist chowder?

With Ku Klux Klams!

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📅︎ Jun 17 2016
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RBDurgin is getting started on the dad jokes a few hours early

http://imgur.com/KuLZLiu

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📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

  1. I have a double China without the “a”.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

  5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Dad holds baby son.

Baby laughs and starts to coo.

“Hai ku, I am dad.”

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📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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