Korean Catholic Bible Puns

Hi i am a lapsed Cath who never read the bible. Can someone recommend a Bible i can read without having to deal with doth and Thou and etc....

I have a catholic Bible, that has the Deut (I'm not writing that) books, and I thought about the KJV Bible, which is pretty accurate acording to greek speaking people, what is the best Bible of both, or there is another better translation?

I am a member of the serbian orthodox Church , but I live and was raised in Germany. Even though I speak good serbian I feel more comfortable reading the bible in German. Since there are no German orthodox bibles I usually read in the Catholic bible. I'm afraid of doing something wrong by reading in a non-orthodox bible. Thanks for your answers!

I’m talking about the book of revelations here. I hate it when Christians/Catholics use the Bible as a “prophecy” for Middle East politics and weaponize it to justify the tragedies civilians are facing in Middle Eastern countries - even go as far as to say that God is “punishing” them for their “sins”.

They point to the Middle East and act like the “sin” government and civilians are going to be the downfall of humanity, and the main theatre for “the apocalypse”. There is no self awareness, no self reflection. Have they seen the “sins” of the US/European government(s) and civilians?!

Imperialism, war crimes, corruption, and human rights violations by the US, European nations, etc is not God’s punishment. Nations collapsing and civilians suffering is because of the war crimes, corruption, imperialism and human rights violations the US and European nations victimize these Middle Eastern countries to. Their biblical arguments is absurd because it positions the US and European nations as “God”. Are institutions and systems “God”? No.

The idea that it’s in God’s will and it’s divinely ordained for the downfall of other nations and populations of people is a core tenant of the manifest destiny, and is centered in white supremacy, colonialism/imperialism, and exceptionalism.

The fact that people can’t look at that and think, “hey, this is really fucked up and something’s not right here”, is absolutely terrifying.

And the worst part is if you point this out, they’ll brand you as either an “evil person who works with Satan’s forces/Satan’s spawn” and/or an extremist against the US constitution. I mean, if our government supports, protects and serves a Christian/Catholic theocracy, white supremacy/exceptionalism, imperialism, war crimes, and human rights violations against non-whites and non-Christians/Catholics, then yeah - I’m against it.

And I’m here like, if our government and constitution is rooted in the Bible, then we live in a Christian/Catholic theocracy, under white supremacy/exceptionalism and we need to change our constitution so that it’s not rooted in that. But yeah, sure, I’m a “radical”. I’m so sorry I want a government and constitution that serves for all, not just a few.

I never want to hear something as awful as “God’s nation” and “God’s children”, because the hypocrisy and exceptionalism is revolting. Are those people and nations not of God and God’s children either? Or is it more convenient to strip them of that and demonize/vilify them

Baptist News Article - deconstructing the crisis of christian colleges and the culture wars

Like is Matt supposed to represent St. Michael? Apologies if this sounds dumb, I get the surface level shit like him struggling with his faith being a big part of his character growth over the course of the show but I don't have the religious knowledge to pick this show apart and assign potential matches between the bible and it.