A list of puns related to "Konstantin Simonov"
ฤEKAJ ME
ฤekaj me, i ja ฤu doฤi,
samo me ฤekaj dugo.
ฤekaj me i kada ลพute kiลกe
noฤi ispune tugom.
ฤekaj me i kada vruฤine zapeku,
i kada meฤava briลกe,
ฤekaj i kada druge nitko
ne bude ฤekao viลกe.
ฤekaj i kada ฤekanje dojadi
svakome koji ฤeka.
ฤekaj me, i ja ฤu sigurno doฤi.
Ne sluลกaj kad ti kaลพu
kako je vrijeme da se zaboraviลก
i da te nade laลพu.
Nek povjeruju i sin i mati
da viลกe ne postojim,
neka se tako umore ฤekati
i svi drugovi moji,
i gorko vino za moju duลกu
nek piju kod ognjiลกta.
ฤekaj i nemoj sjesti s njima,
i nemoj piti niลกta.
ฤekaj me, i ja ฤu sigurno doฤi,
sve smrti me ubit neฤe.
Nek rekne tko me ฤekao nije:
Taj je imao sreฤe!
Tko ฤekati ne zna, taj neฤe shvatit,
niti ฤe znati drugi
da si me spasila ti jedina
ฤekanjem svojim dugim.
Nas dvoje samo znat ฤemo kako
preลพivjeh vatru kletu -
naprosto, ti si ฤekati znala
kao nitko na svijetu.
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About the author: The poem was written by Tแป Hแปฏu (1920 โ 2002) - a Vietnamese revolutionary, politician and poet. He was one of the veterans that fought in Viet Nam's revolutionary struggle in its infant stages. Throughout his career, he have made countless contributions to the cause of national independence and socialism in Viet Nam. He is also known for having uncompromisingly struggled against the 'Nhรขn vฤn - Giai phแบฉm ' counter-revolutionary group.
Tแป Hแปฏu lived his life as a communist revolutionary, and was a committed Marxist-Leninist until his last breath. His legacy continues to be cherished by generations later on, and many of his poems continue to be taught in the national curriculum.
More information about Tแป Hแปฏu can be found here: To Huu โ a great revolutionary poet (vovworld.vn)
Context: The poem was written on November 7th 1991 - the 74th anniversary of the October Revolution. Unfortunately, by then, the collapse of the USSR was imminent. Anguished by these developments, Tแป Hแปฏu wrote this poem as a response. The poem was published in Viet Nam shortly after it was written.
Below is the poem's full text.
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THE TRUTH IS STILL FULL OF VITALITY
Thereโs no such thing as a pain of oneโs own ^(1)
Simonov ^(2), if you are still alive in this world, flesh and blood
Perhaps you will sing a song of โHopeโ
Like in the old days, where you sang โWait for meโ ^(3)
In the midst of the freezing winter
Once again, I think of Lenin
In his final moments, his state of mind still tranquil, with faith
That humanity shall prevail, for the โLove of Lifeโ ^(4)
Can this be true? Itโs like a nightmare
The church bells ringing along with the chants
Arsonists setting temples on fire ^(5), kneeling and begging
For the blood paradise, from the hands of the devils.
Packs of wolves leaping forward, biting into history
Scratching into war exploits, lacerating even the remains of heroes
Oh! This agony is a common agony
My conscience, should I commit suicide?
You traitors, lunatic and cowardly
And you clique of robbers, robbing nations and slaughtering peoples
Donโt you laugh just yet! The truth is still full of vitality
The October Revolution still opens the way forward.
From the shambles, we shall build anew
Shake off the dirty mud, and the ground shall be purified and revitalized
Thereโs no force that can stop the peopleโs p
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, โwhat is your blood type?โ
โI am probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Heโs the new temp.
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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