A list of puns related to "Kondratiev wave"
I was poking around looking for why the Fed (and others) seem to be scrambling around behind the scenes with increasing fervor lately. It seems to be commonly accepted that we're 'overdue' for a correction since we seem to have a fresh crisis every 10 years or so. However, crises vary in intensity. How big might this upcoming one be? Why might the Fed and other big players be so worried about this one?
https://imgur.com/a/1w2bfZk
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/nxx1ad/emergency_fed_meeting_june_15_2021_closed_board/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kondratiev_wave
https://escholarship.org/uc/item/9jv108xp
Thoughts on what K-Waves? Seems like lots of economists dismiss the idea (and related economic waves) as bunk. But, that spectral analysis don't lie - there is certainly a pronounced first and third harmonic there.
Another post mentioned crises popping up every 100 years or so, going all the way back to Rome 33AD (https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/research/panics/ancient-panics/financial-panic-of-33ad/).
That rome one sounds awfully familiar, complete with bailouts, a real-estate bubble, and inter-bank lending contagion. And, interestingly, a bunch of margin calls and asset auctions just like the DTC appears to have been getting set up for.
So, might the catalyst for the MOASS be the Fed and others reacting too strongly to try to keep the economic rollercoaster at the local maximum for a while longer?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didnβt work.
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