A list of puns related to "Kirby Smart"
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Should playoffs be 4, 8, or 12 teams?
In his Monday press conference, Kirby contended that he puts βzeroβ stock into how many stars a recruit has.
He continued, βI have no idea what the stars are, and I donβt care.β
Itβs worth noting that Jordan Davis, arguably the most dominant defensive player in college football, was a 3-star recruit, and many of Georgiaβs most recent commitments have come from 3 stars.
How important do you think stars are in recruiting, if at all?
How Bout Them Dawgs!
Georgia TE Brock Bowers was held out of part of the Michigan game due to a shoulder injury, which he apparently has been dealing with for a few weeks. https://247sports.com/Article/Brock-Bowers-injury-is-not-serious-ahead-of-rematch-with-Alabama-says-Georgia-coach-Kirby-Smart-179553009/
I was waiting for a hot-take from Rod, especially since Kirby apparently didn't know he still had a timeout but still berated his QB about not snapping the ball fast enough.
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The other half will have to dress themselves.
If you ever find a Coke machine that will still dispense glass bottles, buy one and look at the bottom. On the bottom of the glass it will tell you where it was bottled (Atlanta, etc.). However, if you find a Coke machine in Athens that has glass bottles and look at the bottom of the glass all it will say is "Open other end".
Did you hear about the GT student who failed out and transferred to u[sic]ga? He immediately raised the GPA of both schools.
A georgia football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
Three dwag players are in the same car. Who is driving? The cops.
What do you get when you put 32 georgia cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth.
How do you sink a submarine manned by u[sic]ga fans? Hire a diver to knock on the hatch.
How do dwag fans tell their age? They check the number of rings in the bathtub.
What do you call a female u[sic]ga fan with two brain cells? Pregnant.
How do you get a georgia grad off your porch? Pay them for the pizza.
Did you know that they donβt have any ice in u[sic]gaβs cafeteria? Apparently, the only kid who knew the recipe graduated.
One day, in an elementary school in Athens, GA, a teacher asks her class if the u[sic]ga Bulldogs are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for little Jimmy. The teacher asks, βWhatβs your favorite football team, Jimmy?β. Little Jimmy says βthe Georgia Tech Yellow Jacketsβ. The teacher asks, βWell, why is that?β. Little Jimmy says, βWell, my dad is a Yellow Jackets fan, my mom is a Yellow Jackets fan, I guess that makes me a Yellow Jackets fan.β the teacher, angered by his reply says, βIf your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?β. Little jimmy says, βwell, I guess that would make me a georgia fan.β
u[sic]gaβs engineering school
The u[sic]ga football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, βDoes anyone know what comes after a sentence?β. All of the players raised their hands. βThe appeal!β they shouted with Bulldog pride.
Top 10 classes at u[sic]ga:
I know he knows how to use the telephone. BUt how smart is this little pink marble. like how smart is he. okay thanks
Anyone come across a high quality photo/still of Kirby in the air when Ringo caught the interception? I need that framed on my wall ASAP.
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