A list of puns related to "Kimmel"
interviewer: when's a good time to get married?
kid: in the afternoon
Started filling up tank with regular 87. Didn't sound right, so I pulled the nozzle out and see that it was just a bunch of shaving cream. Tried the mid grade: rubber snakes. Premium: Jimmy Kimmel canceled Christmas.
Dammit, April Fuels.
Jimmy Kimmel: "Let me introduce a former Pro Wrestler who is now one of the highest paid actors in America... The Rock"
Girlfriend: "Oh I love The Rock! Who doesn't love the Rock?!"
Me: "The Scissors..."
Girlfriend: -_- "I hate you."
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