Kim C Puns

Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.

Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

Kim Jong Ill

So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!

Kim Jong Un

Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

Because he was Kim Jong ILL

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

Yet, here we are. North Korea's Kim Jong is ill once more.

Kim Jong Deux

We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos

He’s Kim Jong-unavailable

They’re using Kim Jong Deux

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

Shrödingers Kim Jong Un

When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

Kim Jong Un, Dos, Tres..

Kim, oh no!

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

Lil' Kim.

Kim and Kanye, for one.

just wait until you meet Kim Jong Deux!

Kim Jong-deux

Replacing him will be his brother and most senior official, Kim Jong-deux.

Whenever anyone says "I'm appalled!" around him, he says "No, I'm a Paul, you're a [insert name here]."

e.g. Kim: "I'm appalled!" Paul: "No, I'm a Paul. You're a Kim."

So here's the setup: I recently started working for a taxi cab company. It's surprisingly lucrative, and a shitload better than McDonalds.

So I'm working, and I'm parked in front of a bar, hoping that a fare is gonna knock on my window, when about twenty feet or so in front of me, I see a very good friend of mine. I shout, and we spend the next few minutes shooting the breeze. A fare knocks on my window, and I driver her to where she needs to go.

After, I'm driving back to that bar, and I get a call from my friend, asking if I had another fare lined up. I didn't so he told me to come back, he's got a group for me. They get in the car, and these guys start bugging the shit out of me. Which I can handle. What I can't handle is when they start dealing each other cocaine in my back seat. At that point, I'm just livid. I tell them to give me my money and get the fuck out of my car.

Later, I chat my friend up on Facebook. I tell him that I'm super-grateful that he got me a fare, but to please not ever put those particular assholes in my car again. And since our relationship is built on surreal humor and snark, I start expanding the list. Those assholes. Colombian drug lords. Justin Beiber. Kim Jong-Un. Please, no Korean dictators.

"But what about a penis-shaped potato?"

I'll admit, that one threw me for a loop. But I tell him that potatoes are fine, regardless of shape, size, color, or type.

At that point, I could almost hear him laughing as he typed "Excellent. Instead of a dictator, I'll send you with a dick tater."

I was so pissed off I had walked straight into that one.

Kim Jong-Deux and Kim Jong-Trois

Kim Jong-Fun.

I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"

Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Aunt Kim: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!

Spent Spring Break with them, this was all I heard. :)

My sister's boyfriend came across a Sketchers ad when he said 'It's a little messed up that Kim Kardashian got famous from being in a sex tape and now she's selling Sketchers to little girls'. And my father says 'Yeah that's pretty sketchy'. Brilliant.

Kim Jong Dun

Or is Kim Jong urn?

He becomes Kim Jong Urn

He was Kim Jong il.

Kim Jong ill

Kim Jong Dos and Kim Jong Tres.

Would he be Kim Jong Dos?

His name is Kim Jong-dos.

Kim Jong deux and Kim Jong trois