Kicked Out (film) Puns

You deserved it. Don’t shit on the staff doing their jobs. You chose die on that hill and you got kicked out. Grow up.

Because they were holding an AA Meeting

..for spilling the beans.

Original post here.

So update! Im now in my second apartment after moving out, have a full-time job in an area I love, and I own three cats now. I'm doing pretty good for myself and keep a tight budget.

I want to say thank you to everyone who reached out and assured me that what my parents did is fucked up. I have an amazing therapist now and have begun to unlearn a lot of the stuff that I was taught as a Mormon. Thank you especially to all the fellow exmormons who reached out.

About a month ago, my mom reached out. She apologized sincerely and told me I was welcome to come back home and that she had joined a bunch of Facebook groups and is working on it, it being not being a bigot lol. I told her that I'm not coming home and I need time.

I don't think that we will stay no contact forever, but for now that's where I'm at. I appreciated her apology, and it seems as though she's really trying. Still feel like shit that I basically got kicked out, but, you know. She's trying, and I think ill eventually get there with the help of therapy.

So a happy update! Life is good. Mom has apologized. I suggested she go to therapy that isn't just talking with her bishop.

Thank you to everyone. I was a wreck when I left home but now I've never been happier.

To fellow people stuck in cults: it gets better. There's resources to help you get out. You will be okay 💕

EDIT: cat tax the other two love to hide but I'm trying to get pictures lol

EDIT: thanks to user u/drinkamon for providing this carrd for people who have questions about my identity: lesbianing.carrd.co/

For Context: I go to a Christian school and I'm a member of the alphabet mafia.

Two days ago, my mom got an email from the principal, saying that he wanted to have a meeting with her about things that I was struggling with. She went to go meet with him yesterday, and was not happy when she got back.

A parent at the school had found out about my tiktok account, which has "gay" stuff on it. They had sent the stuff to the principal so that I would get kicked out for being a "sinner".

Mom made me delete all my lgbtq+ videos, the videos with cuss words, rewrite my bio, and remove the charity I was supporting so i wouldn't get kicked out before senior year.

I didn't get to know who the parent was, so I didn't have anything really interesting happen.

TLDR: A homophobic parent tried to get me kicked out of school over tiktok.

Edit: I have to pretend like I went to therapy with a pastor and now I'm back on the right path. Idk how being cishet works. Do I have to wear skirts?

I work as a barman in Camden. I clocked in at 5pm. It’s now 5am, and I finished work less than half an hour ago. For reference, closing time is meant to be 2am. Are the laws of time on their Doctor Who shit? Nope, it’s just the good old Euro cup.

I spent over six hours last night having my ears literally non-stop assaulted by deranged screams of “INGERLAAAAND INGERLAAAAND INGERLAAAAND” and various crude insults aimed at Scotland and its people (I’m half Scottish and speak with a trace of an accent. Yes I did have that pointed out, thank you for asking.)

The noise eventually got to the point where it was actually physically painful. I was having to twist up bits of kitchen paper and stick them in my ears to block it out. When taking people’s orders I basically had to be a telepath.

Bottom line: football crowds, no matter how nice they are as individuals, are the scum of the fucking Earth. The day England finally gets kicked out is the day I breathe a sigh of relief that’ll measure on the Richter scale.

Yes, the news is absolutely true. And PeepingMoon.com can exclusively tell you that not only will Dharma Productions or any other film business of Karan Johar’s ever work with Kartik Aaryan again, but they have replaced the actor from their major on-the-floor production Dostana 2. This is the first time a big production house has taken the harsh decision to replace its leading actor mid-shoot. But sources say that Dharma was pushed to the wall by Kartik’s “unprofessional behaviour” and having burned its fingers with him on the Collin D’Cunha-directed Dostana 2, has vowed never to work with him again.

It wasn’t just Kartik’s “date issues” that were delaying the film and forced KJo’s hand. The last straw was the actor suddenly developing “creative issues” with the second half of Dostana 2. Upset Dharma sources want to know why Kartik had no “creative issues” with the script when he came on board in 2019. The buzz is that Kartik’s tantrums on Dostana 2 began as soon as he broke up with lead actress Janhvi Kapoor whom he was reportedly dating. The two even took a holiday in Goa with Janhvi’s younger sister Khushi in January. Nobody knows what went wrong there but Kartik reportedly came back changed.

A Bollywood gossip queen said that Kartik started being vindictive with Janhvi. “After both actors committed to Dostana 2, Kartik made it impossible for her to do Shashank Khaitan’s film (then Mr. Lele) and she lost it to Kiara Advani. Now he doesn’t want to share screen space with his ex anymore it seems,” she added. A disbelieving trade pundit, when informed of Kartik’s ouster from Dostana 2, said, “Despite all the nepotism noise, Karan Johar chose an outsider to frontline one his most awaited sequels. Kartik will regret this. Dharma is a big production house. Look what Dostana in 2008 did to John Abraham’s career.”

A source from Dostana 2 said, “It’s strange for an outsider like Kartik to give such attitude to a nepo kid like Janhvi and a producer like Dharma. This, after shooting for 20 days. It will cost us crores and also put on hold the career of Lakshya who was making his debut. Janhvi is a star and will go on to do other big films.” The trade pundit added, “At the peak of the nepotism row, Karan Johar cast an outsider with just a handful of films along with a newcomer and a debutant to take ahead the legacy of a super hit like Dostana that had Priyanka Chopra, Abhishek Bachchan and John Abraham. Kartik seems to have forgotten that.”

The outcome is

I went to this gym for fucking FIVE YEARS with no issues because I had one simple rule: come in, train, and go home. Sure this made interactions between my teammates awkward but they could always count on a good roll from me and vice versa.

I’m just pissed, I messed with NO ONE. This guy decided to add me on Facebook and I accepted to be nice. I tried to be nice about his fucking advances and his fucking thirst traps he would send me. He’d blow up my messenger begging me for a date and shit until I said yes and then he stands me up.

I knew his bitch ass was counting on me not saying anything about his constant harassment outside the gym so I decided to speak up in the group chat and instead of taking my side and protecting me I got kicked out and they protected him.

I’m so fucking angry. I dedicated my time and my energy…my love to that gym and I feel so betrayed. I’ve read stories of other women being harassed at this gym other gyms but I never thought it’d happen to me.

I have to find a new gym ( which isn’t hard in Houston) and yes it’s a clean start…but I shouldn’t have to if I did nothing wrong.

I just need to vent, I’m so freaking hurt and sad. Just pure sadness with flecks of anger that gives me chest pains at night.

Edit: many of you are asking why I said yes? Initially I did not. But after being spammed with literally hundred of messages and messages photos I just said yes so he’d stop. I told him many times I wasn’t interested in person AND in the messages.

Why did I keep to myself? I have social anxiety. I love BJJ, but like meeting new people is nerve wrecking. It’s not to say I didn’t try but my gym wasn’t exactly friendly to you if you didn’t compete. Of course over time you get to know them a bit more but more because you see them or associate with them 3x a week not because they’d want too. Plus I was usually the only black woman in class, I’m not sure if that played into anything.

Why didn’t I tell my coach? TBH TBH EVERYONE AT THAT GYM KNOWS HES A PERVERT. For example we had a women’s only program happening one weekend and during the announcement they made a “joke” telling him to stay away. I didn’t think to much of it, but after this it’s all clicking together.

AND I did tell my coach, but I didn’t think he took it too seriously which also adds to the hurt. He was like a second dad to me.

ANOTHER EDIT: they’ve found out who I am but IDC. My friends know because I’ve spoken about him before. He may have deleted his Face

Because of his incessant experiments on the effect of gravity on thyme

Hey there,

I hope I'm not the only one who remembers reading this rant someone once posted on Reddit about his terrible experience with the Game of Thrones 2nd edition board game. As far as I remember the story went that he set up the game and explained the game to a bunch of his guests one night and then promptly got eliminated before any one else in the game. I think one of the other players was being particularly nasty about it too. Afterwards he goes and sits on the couch and watches TV for a bit before finally losing it and kicking people out of his house?

Most of the details are a little fuzzy to me now since it's been so long since I read the original post but I do also remember other users referencing that rant once in a while in other comment sections.

I hope someone else knows what I'm talking about. Despite my best efforts I haven't been able to find the original post and I'd really like to share it with a friend.

Thanks!

And I never felt so good.

Just wanted to share the most freeing moment of my life.

Nmom came over unexpectedly a few weeks ago after a disastrous Mothers day in which she left after spending the first 20 minutes criticizing my brother, his gf, and myself.

She came under the guise of bringing salad over for my brother (which he didn't ask for). I didn't know she was coming but I saw her car pull into our driveway and I immediately went into fight or flight. I jumped and literally ran to hide in my room. I could hear her and my brother talking and then she left. I exited the safety of my room and suddenly heard loud aggressive knocks at the door that sent me a foot in the air. My Nmom was back. Obviously I ran and hid again lol. Apprently, she SAW me run and hide from her and was pissed (so funny in hindsight but terrifying in the moment). She demanded to speak to me and my brother told her I didn't want to speak right now. She ignored him, pushed past him and STORMED into OUR house, stomped her way to my bedroom. I was standing there, guarding the door because I was NOT letting her into my safe space. I vividly recall her foot crossing the threshold and I felt my panic start to rise. She started yelling which then made me angry. Here she was, in my house, nearly standing in my bedroom, telling me I'm a horrible daughter/person. She was going to ruin my day and leave me depressed and anxious for the next week. Suddenly, the word BOUNDARIES flashed across my mind, literally in red. Like a switch went off, I was suddenly calm. She was still yelling when I stepped around her, walked down the hall and showed her the door, all without saying a word. She was incredulous. My family is middle eastern and to kick someone out of your house is a huge insult, unthinkable if it's your parents. She asked if I was seriously kicking her out. I looked her dead in the eye and said I never invited her in in the first place. She stormed out and told me to have a happy life. Been NC since and I'm planning to stay that way.

I think I've finally separated psychologically from my mother and it's the best feeling in the world. I literally laughed like a maniac anytime I thought about it in the 48 hours after. LIKE A MANIAC!!

For the first time in my life, I stopped the abuse before it could happen. I've never felt so in control of my life. It felt so good. I still smile when I think about it. To those still struggling to set your boundaries, I totally get it. As someone who's

To the crocodiles .

He was ex-spelled

My instructor said you need to go. I said namaste