Why was the plumber so good at karaoke?
Because he really had the pipes for it.
Did you hear about the Mortal Kombat karaoke night?
It was a good night apparently. I was surprised to learn that Shang sung.
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts
What do you call a computer that can sing?
What song did the mute guy sing at karaoke?
How can you tell if a guy singing karaoke is a plumber by trade?
By how he uses his fauceto.
The bathroom karaoke went well
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
I sang karaoke the other day.
I started with Danger Zone, followed by I'm All Right, Return to Pooh Corner, and Conviction of the Heart. Finally after finishing Danny's Song, they kicked me off the stage for too many failed Loggins attempts.
I went to a karaoke bar that didn't have any 70s music.
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
But then I saw they had Michael Jackson. It was a thriller.
Where has the worst karaoke bars?
Two fun facts about Milli Vanilli. First, they are known for lip syncing…
Second, they are exactly one thousandth of a Vanilli.
I went to karaoke last night. I sang Danger Zone five times, but they wouldn’t let me do it for a sixth time.
They said I had to many Loggins attempts.
My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
My mom said she had trouble hitting the high notes in a karaoke song.
She said it was because she was too short and didn't have the right shoes on.
This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend
"Hey, aren't you the guy who did that great Shaggy impersonation at karaoke last night?"
Several orthopedists walk into a karaoke bar.
They’re all like “I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna heal the feet with somebody...”
My two sisters were really thinking about doing some karaoke together...
Anyway, it got very annoying after a while so I said: "Well, just duet already!"
I'm a karaoke host. Last night I had a singer named, Alexa.
She signed up to sing The Killers. Right before she sang, I said, "Alexa, play The Killers."
If someone gets their timing wrong during Karaoke...
...it can now be called "Mariah Carey-oke"
I sang "Lola" at karaoke and was boo'd off stage
This Kink-shaming has to stop.
A neutron walks into a bar.
It orders a beer, and asks, "How much?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
At the bar last night "you two should do a duet karaoke song"
What did the members of ABBA say to Mr. Aykroyd when they wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night?
My coworker Sam likes to go karaoke, but never tells anyone. Fortunately the wristwatch he wears the next day is a big giveaway
I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
Why couldn't the pony perform in the karaoke contest?
I got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times
I must have exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts
I got thrown out of Karaoke for singing "danger zone" five times in a row
Their reason? Too many Loggins attempts
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
My wife refuses to go to karaoke with me.
Karaoke barred
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..
(from twitter)
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...
Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.
Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
When I went to Karaoke Night, I was asked, "You the guy who only sings Neil Diamond songs?"
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
I guess I'll have to duet alone.
I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times
I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.
Just got kicked out of karaoke for singing Danger Zone three times in a row ...
... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.
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