Kailey Leila Puns

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Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Nothing, it just waved

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

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Hey! I made a list of all the names with multiple spellings in the Top 1000 names in the USA (2020). This is the girls list, and the boys will come next!

Please note: I grouped together some names that are extremely similar, but not identical pronunciation (f.e. Camila and Kamilah). Also, I have a standard North American accent, so these names are listed as I would pronounce them.

My findings: there were 726 individual names in the top 1000 — the remaining are spelling variations.

These are the names and various spellings. The bolded names are the spellings I would use. What would you use?

Edit: spellcheck got me on a few of these, oops! Comment if u see a mistake :)

1. Olivia, Alivia
2. Ava, Avah
3. Sophia, Sofia
4. Amelia, Emilia, Emelia
5. Isabella, Izabella, Isabela
6. Evelyn, Evelynn
7. Camila, Kamila, Camilla, Kamilah
8. Gianna, Jianna, Giana
9. Elizabeth, Elisabeth
10. Emily, Emely
11. Avery, Averie, Averi
12. Scarlett, Scarlet, Scarlette
13. Madison, Maddison, Madisyn
14. Layla, Lyla, Leila, Laila, Lila, Lilah, Leyla, Lylah, Laylah
15. Aria, Arya, Ariyah, Ariah, Ariya, Aarya
16. Chloe, Khloe
17. Nora, Norah
18. Zoey, Zoe, Zoie
19. Riley, Rylee, Ryleigh, Rylie
20. Lily, Lilly, Lillie
21. Violet, Violette
22. Nova, Novah
23. Hannah, Hanna, Hana
24. Everly, Everleigh, Everlee
25. Isla, Aila, Iyla
26. Leah, Lia, Leia, Lea
27. Lillian, Lilian
28. Addison, Addyson, Addisyn
29. Paisley, Paislee, Pasleigh
30. Natalie, Nathalie, Nataly
31. Naomi, Nyomi
32. Eliana, Elliana, Elianna, Ellianna, Iliana
33. Brooklyn, Brooklynn
34. Elena, Alaina, Elaina, Alena
35. Aubrey, Aubree, Aubrie
36. Claire, Clare
37. Kinsley, Kinslee
38. Maya, Mya, Maia
39. Genesis, Jenesis
40. Aaliyah, Aliyah, Alia, Aleah, Aliya
41. Madelyn, Madeline, Madilyn, Madeleine, Madelynn, Madilynn, Madalyn, Madalynn
42. Savannah, Savanna
43. Anna, Ana
44. Kennedy, Kennedi
45. Gabriella, Gabriela
46. Ariana, Arianna
47. Hailey, Haley, Hayley, Haylee
48. Natalia, Nathalia
49. Sarah, Sara
50. Cora, Kora
51. Emery, Emerie
52. Leilani, Leilany, Laylani
53. Peyton, Payton, Paityn
54. Adeline, Adaline
55. Vivian, Vivienne
56. Raelynn, Raelyn
57. Melanie, Melany, Melani
58. Liliana, Lilliana, Lilianna, Lilyanna
59. Hadley, Hadlee, Hadleigh
60. Reagan, Raegan

Oh so you're a feminist? Name every woman

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