Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'K' and not a 'C'?
Because you can't 'C' in the dark.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
Why is dark spelled with a k and not with a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
My wife asked me,βWhat starts with F and ends in K.β
I said,βNo it doesnβt.β
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︎ Oct 23 2021
One of my friends has great health insurance, and another friend has a killer 401(k). I have life insurance.
I guess you can say weβre friends with benefits
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︎ Jan 25 2022
This is sure to Spy-k your interest
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︎ Jul 28 2021
Talking to our 16mo old son, I don't think he can say anything with a k
Trying to see what words our son can say:
Wife: I don't think he can say anything with a k
Dad: he just said knee
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︎ Oct 10 2021
I listened to this new K-pop song about Korean food
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︎ Oct 31 2021
K-pop fans should check out James Brown
Since they like Seoul music.
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︎ Oct 17 2021
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
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︎ May 28 2021
Humans: F**k Off, Aliens.
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︎ Jul 28 2021
He must feel lonely at (k)night
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Mmmm' k
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
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︎ May 16 2021
I went to K-mart the other day...
Because I really needed to buy a K
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
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︎ May 28 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Iβm hoping L is J/K.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
The U.K. lockdown is going to end...
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What's the best possible reward for a k'ow know joke?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I Y K Y K
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What do they call fist bumps in the U.K.?
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︎ Dec 19 2016
Why do you spell dark with a 'k' and not a 'c'
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 13 2021
Why is 'Dark' spelt with a K, and not a C?
Because you can't C in the Dark.
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︎ Nov 08 2021
Why Dark is spelt with a K and not C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt see in the dark.
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︎ Oct 24 2021
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you canβt c in the dark
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︎ Jul 26 2019
My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Mar 03 2021
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a k and not c?
Because you canβt see in the dark...
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︎ Mar 05 2018
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C
You canβt C in the dark
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Feb 24 2020
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