Where does Santa stay on vacation?

A ho ho ho-tel

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👤︎ u/theBfrye
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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What does Moses like to do in his free time?

Tel-e-vision

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📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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My dad was talking to a piece of bread.

He was supposedly calling his sister when I interrupted him.

As I went to ask him about something, he said...

"What do you want? I'm using the tel-loaf-hone!!"

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👤︎ u/Pokefan993
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