K mer Puns

A list of puns related to "K mer"

In Despicable Me, why does Kyle always look so taken care of?

His owner is a Gru-mer

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?

One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl

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👤︎ u/treefellow64
📅︎ May 18 2019
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I remembered a dadjoke from when i was young.

In sweden we have this drink called Mer. which translates into More.

I was sick and home from school drinking a mer. When it was out my dad popped in with a shit eating grin and said: Do you want some more?

Long groan from me and mother.

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👤︎ u/ffngg
📅︎ May 23 2015
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