Justin (name) Puns

is Trudeau

But the voters are having Nunavut

Crimea, Rivers.

Just in case

At the retirement party, his boss says, "You might be getting to the next stage in your life early, but you'll always be Justin, the Nick of Time."

We called him Justin, the Knick of time.

... just in case

I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."

He was named Justin Case.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

But Justin Case.

My first name will be Justin. My last name will be Time.

My wife will be Niko. My daughter will be Bedora, shortened to Bed. That it will always be Bed Time. And then I will go to my wife, coming in the Niko Time. And I will always arrive at events Justin Time. Then, after my family grows, I will have an advanced degree and shock the world by proving that Time is, in fact, relative. Because they are MY relatives.

My alias was Justin Case.

I told my dad I had a friend with the last name Case. He replied, do they have a brother named Justin?

I’ve never seen an old man named Kyle or Justin 🤔🤔

Justin

she is always talking about some guy named Justin Case

He was named Justin Case

We recently adopted a rabbit and the shelter had named him Justin. We wanted to rename him and it's since been a running joke since Justin is, in our opinion, not a very rabbit-like name. He was also really skittish and we've been working in socializing with him. So today (day 6) my boyfriend asks me:

"So would you say he is adjusted yet?"

To which I replied, "No, he's a-justin" (adjusting)