Just the Same Puns

So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.

And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".

What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.

We’re so ‘NSYC.

I was completely shocked.

"In case onion rings"

A Big Bang

I told them it was nice to hear them working in tandem with each other.

I asked her if it was a running joke...

It was a loco motive

My father his girlfriend and myself were out for supper yesterday. The waiter came around to take orders and she started with my dad's girlfriend. She orders her main dish and the waiter asks, "what would you like for your two sides?"

"what are my options?" his girlfriend asks.

To which my dad replies, "I believe just right and left."

A rica

Before he ordered I turned to him and said "I'm just saying you've never seen a dinosaur and a hotdog in the same room before." The look on his face was priceless

Me: Yeah dad, Snoop Dogg is now Snoopzilla. He used to be Snoop Lion.

Dad: Well maybe 50 Cent should change his name too. He has to beat inflation somehow.

Me: Wow dad, wow.

But eventually my wife told me to stop with the copypasta.

Is it called a re-bate?

A bunch of ROTC kids were getting sworn in at halftime and the lady says, "I, state your name." And I swear to you, half the dads in the stadium go, "I state your name" followed by stifled chuckles

I think I may be lack-toes intolerant.

"I'll have the same...but on a different plate."

I'm on page 47.

I was talking to my brother about the game industry and how Apps are being considered as a 'game' now and how that is/isnt acceptable

And my dad chimes in "I could really use anapp right now!"

I was shocked.

I was shocked.