Pikachu gets stabbed by a Jamaican man and then asks why?

The Jamaican man replies he just wanted to poke a mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4294
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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About my brother

My brother just got a girlfriend. I need a good dad joke to poke fun at him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanbug2006
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Husband got me yesterday

Sometimes we let our kids use our phones to play Pokemon Go. My 7-year-old was sitting between us, holding my phone, and he wanted to show me something he'd done so he started poking me in the shoulder.

I turned to him and said "Please stop that."

My husband replied, "He just wants to play Poke-mom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflippy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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My dad told me this story...

Not really sure if it qualifies as a 'dad joke', but I laughed my arse off. He was telling me about a joke he played on my mum when they were younger, before I was born.

We're from Australia, and there's a lot of places out woopwoop that are just empty. Him and mum were driving in the middle of bumfuck nowheresville, and they came up to a train crossing. Only thing is, because of where it was, there weren't any boom gates; it was just the track cutting through the middle of the road. On each side of the road was really high grass, so he actually had to poke the car out a bit so it was on the tracks to be able to see on either side. So he pulls the car out (in Australia, the driver is on the right side of the car instead of the left), and he looks to his right. No train coming. He looks to his left, and mum also looks left. Dad sticks his hand out the window, screams NO!!! and slams his hand on the side of the door really hard. It scared the shit out of mum so much that she actually started crying. He told me this and we both posses ourselves laughing for about 10 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyDemigod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I tried that tape measure joke.

I had my parents over. We were in my basement putting in new appliances. Inspired by this sub's all-time top post, I grabbed my dad's tape measure and started poking him with it.

"Did you actually need that for anything?"

"No, I'm just trying to measure your patience."

"My patience? I'm not even a doctor."

Learned my lesson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broshot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Always time for a Dad Joke

Just a few weeks ago I was on a camping trip with my friends and we were staying in a friends cabin out on their private property. During the day when there wasn't much to do it was fun to get on a few ATV's we had and drive around. Through no fault of my own, I incidentally couldn't make a turn and crashed through a barb wire fence and sliced open my Neck, during the time I was being prepared for a helicopter ride to a Hospital rather far away I poked up from the stretcher while my friends watched and stated: "With all this Adrenaline and this IV, I guess you could say I'm feeling pretty 'wired'. " It was the proudest moment of my trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JKtoday
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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Comic sans unexpected dad joke.

So I must start with stating that my friend is not a father (and does not want to ever be one). However that does not stop him from making dad type jokes. He is usually quick witted and this was the conversation that ensued.

Him - Telling my friend to fill in his tattoo space in comic sans writing. Overall just poking fun at how everyone hates that writing style.

Me - Stating "Well comic sans does have a point."

Him - replying "No comic sans doesn't have a point, it is round."

Edit - Thanks Diablo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienbringer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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