Cause every girl crazy 'bout a Sharpie-dressed man.
Hes taking them to tribunal for fun fair dismissal.
I said “You don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”
He’s quite an aggressive janitor.
It was his Thyme
It’s rather too conventional for me...
He’s a small arms dealer.
He's been made the CIEIO
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
Said the pay is lousy but the tips are HUGE!
She said he was well-dressed, good-looking and charming. And he was a game ranger.
I said, "I'm sorry to hear that. But, what's a mranger?"
She rolled her eyes as I soaked in the glory. I hope I'll make a good dad.
Edit: changed "also" to "but" for clarity.
Now he Mississippi
Him: Why is it safe to fly over argentina?
Me:...
Him: Because there are Buenos Aires.
