A list of puns related to "Friend of Mine"
He just can't part with it.
He started his career from scratch.
I told him it would be a sound investment.
I said, "Oooh!! About 15 minutes. "
I said “You don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
‘Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’
👻👻💀💀☠️☠️ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
That's no skin off of my nose!
It was his Thyme
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
It’s rather too conventional for me...
I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"
He just knows it has no L.
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
But No pun in ten did.
Turns out he committed party fowl
So she was repossessed
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
"because where there's a Will there's a weigh."
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
He should have asked Burial or Cremation
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
She said she had womb to spare.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!
but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take
His life is now organized.
I think that's a bit far fetched.
Unfortunately, she was an alto and didn't make the cut.
When she arrived at the zoo she went to see her manager and asked what she should do, the manager told her to first go feed the sharks, so she went off to feed them. Whilst she was shovelling the food into the pool a shark jumped out of the water and tried to bite her, as a reflex she hit the shark with the spade and the shark died. Worried about losing her job this soon the woman started brainstorming what to do, eventually she decided to feed the dead shark to the lions thereby removing all evidence and so that is what she did. Shaken but glad she had avoided detection the women went back to see her manager and asked if there was anything else that needed doing, she was told to go and clean out the monkey cage.. So off the woman went with a wheelbarrow and shovel to clean out the cage, as she was shovelling the poop into the barrow a monkey jumped down from the tree towards her! As a reflex reaction the women smashed the monkey with the spade and it lay dead. Thankfully she knew just what to do and so she threw the monkey into the lion cage. Shaken and ready to go home by now, the women went to see if there were any final jobs that needed doing: she was tasked with collecting the honey from the bees. So she got changed into her protective gear however she forgot to tuck in the back of her shirt so when it came to doing the bees, one particularly large bee came and stung her right on the behind! The woman screamed and started whacking the bees until many lay dead. By now she didn’t even have to think.. she collected the dead bees and threw them in the lion cage before going home for a quiet evening.
The next day there was a new lion in the lion cage. The new lion said to the other lions “so what’s the food like here??” The other lions responded...
“Actually it’s quite good. Yesterday we had FISH, CHIMPS and MUSHY BEES!”
When he arrived, he saw a lot of decorations related to frogs and asked me why.
I said: "It's because I'm trying to pull a prank on my flatmate. I'm trying to see how long it takes him to realise that our apartment is filled with frogs."
My friend said: "It's a nice prank ngl. Has he been close to finding out you live with apartment full of frog decorations?"
I said: "Not yet but I'm really starting to panic."
He asked me why and I said: "Because this type of prank is not easy. It requires a lot of Kermit-ment"
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
He’s a pickup artist.
i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
But I think he's built it up too much.
You could say that he got screwed over.
He’s quite an aggressive janitor.
I still fell for it though
But toucan play that game
We now own a shovel shop
He’s a Seoul proprietor.
Bad um tisch..
He's been made the CIEIO
He’s now an X-ray
She got a new name and a dress out of it.
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