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The XXL Freshman list is always a big point of discussion on hip hop in this sub and in general. Even before the start of this year, people were listing their picks. I decided to take it a step further and use numbers to project who will make the list.

I looked at five factors: Google Trends (over the past 6 months), Spotify streams (monthly listeners), Youtube views (top 5 tracks), Instagram followers, and Billboard Hot 100 hits. With Billboard, I made up a simple formula called BP. Essentially BP rewards those who have more charting and higher charting tracks.

I measured these factors for a multitude of young up and comers including 2kBaby, 42 Dugg, Aitch, Ambre, Armani Caesar, Babyface Ray, Badda TD, Bankroll Freddie, Bfb Da Packman, Bino Rideaux, Bizzy Banks, Blacc Zacc, Blxst, Bobby Fishscale, Bobby Sessions, Boslen, Breland, BRS Kash, CJ, Clever, Coi Leray, DDG, Dax, Deante’ Hitchcock, Dee Watkins, Dro Kenji, Duke Deuce, Dusty Locane, Erica Banks, EST Gee, FCG Heem, Flo Milli, Foogiano, Fredo Bang, GirlzLuhDev, Guwop Reign, Hotboii, Iann Dior, Jackboy, Jasiah, AGC Jody Fontaine, Jucee Froot, Kaash Paige, Kalan.Frfr, KenTheMan, Kevo Muney, Kuttem Reese, Lakeyah, Lancey Foux, LiBand, Lil Eazzy, Lil Gotit, Lil Poppa, Lil Zay Osama, LPB Poody, Luh Kel, Luh Soldier, Mario Judah, Marlon Craft, Melvoni, Metro Marrs, Morray, Note Marcato, Obasi Jackson, OMB Bloodbath, OMB Peezy, Pa Salieu, Pooh Shiesty, Popp Hunna, Ppcocaine, Rah Swish, RMR, Rubi Rose, Rucci, Sally Sossa, Seddy Hendrinx, Shordie Shordie, Slatt Zy, Slimelife Shawty, Slowthai, Smoove’L, StaySolidRocky, Stunna 4 Vegas, Stunna Girl, Sukihana, Symba, Tay Money, TheHxliday, The Kid Laroi, Toosii, Tyla Yaweh, Vory, YN Jay, YSN Flow, Yung Baby Tate, Yung Bleu, Yung Gravy, Yung Mal, Yxng K.A.

The results were as follows

#Google Trends

1. The Kid Laroi
2. Morray (tied with Pooh Shiesty & Toosii)
3. Pooh Shiesty (tied with Morray & Toosii) 2.Toosii (tied with Morray & Pooh Shiesty)
4. Coi Leray (tied with Ppcocaine)
5. Ppcocaine (tied with Coi Leray)
6. Stunna 4 Vegas (tied with Yung Bleu)
7. Yung Bleu (tied with Stunna 4 Vegas)
8. CJ (tied with Iann Dior)
9. Iann Dior (tied with CJ)
10. Aitch
11. Luh Kel
12. Mario Judah
13. EST Gee
14. 42 Dugg (tied with DDG, Flo Milli & Slowthai)
15. DDG (tied with 42 Dugg, Flo Milli & Slowthai)
16. Flo Milli (tied with 42 Dugg, DDG & Slowthai)
17. Slowthai (tied with 42 Dugg, DDG & Flo Milli)
18. Popp Hunna (tied with Yung Gravy) 19

#Albums

• J. Cole - The Offseason (featuring 21 Savage, Lil Baby, Morray, 6LACK, Bas, James Fauntleroy, Cam'ron, Lil Jon, James Fauntleroy & Puff Daddy) [Pop Rap, Conscious Hip Hop]
• Sons of Kemet - Black To The Future (featuring Moor Mother, Kojey Radical, D Double E + more) [Afro-Jazz, Jazz-Funk, Jazz Poetry]
• Paris Texas - BOY ANONYMOUS [Compton Duo, Blog Rap, Alternative Hip Hop]
• Devin Bateson - BLORF [Beat Tape, Alternative Hip-Hop, Canadian]
• LocalBlac & Tone Spliff - Masked Assailants (featuring A-F-R-O) [LA Boom Bap]
• Euro Gotit - 4REIGN 4EVER (featuring Future, Lil Baby, DaBaby, Gunna, Roddy Ricch, Yella Beezy, Mulatto, Foogiano + more) [ATL Trap]
• BIGBABYGUCCI - 1 Night I Took Acid (featuring Cold Hart) [NC Trap]
• Berner - Paulie Cicero (featuring Wiz Khalifa, Mozzy, R-MEAN, Coi Leray & Cozmo) [Stoner Rap, West Coast Hip Hop]
• Daniyel - 82 [Portland Rap, Cole Bennett Cosign]
• Derek Pope - Miracle Man [Trap, Oakland]
• Lord Jah-Monte Ogban - TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE
• AKAI SOLO & Navy Blue - True Sky [sLUms. adjacent, Lo-fi, Brooklyn Boom Bap, Abstract Hip Hop]
• Mistah F.A.B - El Negro
• D4M $loan - Full Moon
• Rhettmatic - PRODUCED BY DJ RHETTMATIC, VOL. 3
• Eloh Kush & Supreme Cerebral - Clark Connoisseurs 2 (featuring Blu + more) [Canadian MC, LA Boom Bap p

#Albums

• Snoop Dogg - From tha Streets 2 tha Suites (featuring Mozzy, Larry June, Devin the Dude + more) [West Coast Hip Hop]
• Lil Yachty - Michigan Boat Boy (featuring Swae Lee, Sada Baby, Tee Grizzley, Saweetie, YN Jay, Icewear Vezzo, Rio Da Yung Og, Louie Ray, BabyTron, Babyface Ray, Veeze, KrispyLife Kidd, Baby Smoove, RMC Mike + more) [Michigan Trap]
• Moneybagg Yo - A Gangstas Pain (featuring Future, Pharrel Williams, Polo G, Lil Durk & Kaash Paige) [Memphis Trap]
• Drakeo the Ruler & Ralfy the Plug - A Cold Day In Hell (featuring Lil Yachty, Jay Critch, Shordie Shordie, Icewear Vezzo, KrispyKidd, Rio Da Yung OG, RMC Mike, Ketchy the Great + more) [LA Hip Hop, Stinc Team]
• Mike Dean - 4:22
• Vinnie Paz - Burn Everything That Bears Your Name (featuring Ill Bill, Chino XL, Willie the Kid, CRIMEAPPLE, Eto + more) [Edgy Boom Brap]
• Lord Apex - Smoke Sessions 3 (featuring Smoke DZA, Wiki + more) [UK Stoner Rap]
• Pete & Bas - Quick Little Mixtape [UK Drill, Old People Music]
• Cookin Soul - Whateva, Vol. 4 [Instrumental Hip Hop]
• Foogiano & Geezy Escobar - Backwood Boyz [ATL Trap, 1017]
• Khrysis - The Hour of Khrysis (featuring De La Soul, Problem, Evidence, Busta Rhymes, Pharaohe Monche, Busta Rhymes, Del the Funkee Homosapien, Rapsody, Sa-Roc, Chi Ali + more)
• Nell - 90's Mentality 3* [South Florida Hip Hop, Friend of Denzel Curry]
• Eric Bobo & Stu Bangas - Empires (featuring Blu, Pharaohe Monche, B-Real, Mr. Lif, O.C., Ill Bill,

>MAIN TITLE THEME – TV SHOW/LIMITED SERIES
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>HOLLYWOOD (Netflix) – Nathan Barr
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>HUNTERS (Amazon) – Trevor Gureckis
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>MARVEL’S 616 (Disney) – Jeremy Turner
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>P-VALLEY (Starz!) – Terrica Alexander aka Jucee Froot, Katori Hall
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>THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT (Netflix) – Carlos Rafael Rivera
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>THE WITCHER (Netflix) – Sonya Belousova & Giona Ostinelli

>ORIGINAL SONG – TV SHOW/LIMITED SERIES
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>“All For Us” from EUPHORIA – Written by Timothy Lee McKenzie aka Labrinth. Performed by Zendaya & Labrinth (HBO / HBO Max)
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>“The Eddy” from THE EDDY – Written by Glen Ballard, Randy Kerber. Performed by The Eddy Band with Yoann Danier (Netflix)
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>“One Less Angel” from THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL – Written by Thomas Mizer, Curtis Moore. Performed by Darius de Haas (Amazon Prime Video)
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>“Out There” from SEVEN WORLDS, ONE PLANET – Written by Sia, Hans Zimmer, Christopher Braide. Performed by Sia (BBC America)
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>“Toss A Coin To Your Witcher” from THE WITCHER – Written by Sonya Belousova, Giona Ostinelli, Jenny Klein. Performed by Joey Batey (Netflix)
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>“Tulsa, 1921 – Catch the Fire” from LOVECRAFT COUNTRY – Written by Laura Karpman, Raphael Saadiq. Performed by Janai Brugger (HBO / HBO Max)

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#Albums

Jay Electronica - Act II: The Patents of Nobility (The Turn) (featuring Jay-Z, The-Dream, Serge Gainsbourg & Charlotte Gainsbourg)

REASON - New Beginnings (featuring ScHoolboy Q, Rapsody, Ab-Soul, Vince Staples, Isaiah Rashad, JID, Mereba & Alemeda)

Headie One - EDNA (featuring Drake, Future, Skepta, Stormzy, AJ Tracey, Kaash Paige, Aitch, Young Adz, Young T & Bugsy & more)

Lil Loaded - A Demon In 6lue (featuring Polo G, NLE Choppa & YG)

Famous Dex - Diana (featuring Jay Critch, Rich The Kid, Fivio Foreign, Tyga, Trippie Redd & Wiz Khalifa)

bbno$ - good luck have fun

Rittz - Picture Perfect (featuring Tech N9ne & more)

Various Artists - REPRISE: A Roc Nation Album (featuring Buddy, Ty Dolla $ign, Jorja Smith, Vic Mensa, Rapsody, AJ Tracey, Ant Clemons, D Smoke & more)

Papoose - Endangered Species (featuring French Montana, Conway the Machine, DJ Premier & Nigel Hall)

D-Block Europe - The Blue Print: Us Vs. Them (featuring Stefflon Don, Young Adz, Aitch & more)

ITSOKTOCRY - POSHBOY 2

BlocBoy JB - FatBoy (featuring NLE Choppa, G Herbo, Trippie Redd, Yo Gotti & Tay Keith)

Cassidy - Da Science

South Park Mexican - Telephone Road

Capolow - Kid Next Door

Tuamie - On Bad My Foot

Trey Songz - Back Home (featuring Summer Walker, Ty Dolla $ign, Davido & Swae Lee)

not yet posted:

Planet Asia & A Plus The Kid - Cashmere Corners (featuring Che Noir)

Fielded - Demisexual Lovelace (featuring billy woods & E L U C I D)

BandGang Lonnie Bands - Antisocial 1.5

Payroll Giovanni - Spirit of a Boss

Bastien Keb - The Killing of Eugene Peeps

Freestyle Fellowship & Abstract Rude - Brighter Days

#EPs

Alina Baraz - It Was Divine (Remixes) [featuring 6LACK, Khalid, Ryan Hemsworth, Sofi Tukker & more]

RJ Payne - Beautiful Payne

Jarreau Vandal & Col3trane - My Way Remixes

Lil Aaron - 808 Rock

Dizzee Rascal - E3 AF (featuring Smoke Boys & Chip)

#Singles

Anderson .Paak - JEWELZ

Travis Scott - FRANCHISE (REMIX) [feat. Future, Young Thug & M.I.A.]

Travis Scott - Niagra Falls (feat. 21 Savage)*

Benny The Butcher - Timeless (feat. Lil Wayne & Big Sean)

SAINt JHN - Gorgeous

Chip - Flowers / Killer MC (Stormzy Send)

Trippie Redd - Sleepy Hollow

Comethazine - Derek Jeter

King Von - I Am What I Am (feat. Fivio Foreign)

Lil Wayne - NFL (feat. Gudda Gud

Madden 21 Soundtrack (Explicit)

Madden 21 Soundtrack (Clean)

Tracklist:

1. Anderson .Paak feat. Rick Ross "CUT EM IN"
2. Big K.R.I.T. "KICKOFF"
3. Blacc Zacc "Flag On Da Play"
4. blackbear "lil bit"
5. Childish Major & JACE "Kick It"
6. Earthgang "Powered Up"
7. HDBeenDope "Top"
8. Jack Harlow "Automatic"
9. Jucee Froot "Champion"
10. Lute feat. Blakk Soul "Get It And Go"
11. NEZ feat. DUCKWRTH & Saint Bodhi "Work"
12. Nimic Revenue "Win Again"
13. Party Favor & JAHMED "ACTUP"
14. Smino with Monte Booker & The Drums "Backstage Pass"
15. Stunna Girl "Rotation (Game Mix)"
16. Terrell Hines "On Fire"
17. Tokyo's Revenge "Irresponsible"
18. Yungblud & Denzel Curry "LEMONADE"

https://www.ea.com/games/madden-nfl/madden-nfl-21/news/madden-21-soundtrack

#Albums

Dominic Fike - What Could Possibly Go Wrong

City Morgue - TOXIC BOOGALOO

Shoreline Mafia - Mafia Bidness

K.A.A.N - All Praise Is Due

Black Soprano Family - Benny the Butcher & DJ Drama Present Black Soprano Family

Akon - Ain't No Peace

Soulja Boy - King Soulja 9

Flee Lord & Pete Rock - The People’s Champ

Germ - The Hijinx Tape

38 Spesh - 6 Shots

Liv.e - Couldn't Wait To Tell You...

Half-A-Mil (Hit Boy & Dom Kennedy) - Also Known As

Dwn2earth - ATLANTIS

2K - NBA 2K21 Soundtrack

Various Artists - Road To Fast 9 Mixtape

Lord Finesse - Motown State of Mind

Eto - Eto Brigante

Chris Crack - Good Cops Don’t Exist

Mike Shinoda - Dropped Frames Vol. 2

Master P - No Limit Chronicles: The Lost Tape

Cam Meekins - Lamp City 2

Zelooperz - Moszel Offline

Jill Scott - Who Is Jill Scott: Words And Sounds, Vol. 1 (Remastered)

Brian Fresco & SD - Muddbruddas

Brandy - B7

RJmrLA - Let Me Talk My Shit

Ambré - Pulp (Director's Cut)

Beyoncé - BLACK IS KING

Beyoncé - The Lion King: The Gift [Deluxe Edition]

#EPs

Nyck Caution - Open Flame

Sleepy Hollow - The Black House

E-40 - The Curb Commentator Channel 2

J Balvin - Summer Love

Dai Burger - Dessert

TOKiMONSTA - Come and Go (feat. VanJess) Remixes

Phony Ppl - Fkn Around Remixes

Teejay3k - Introvert: Side B

#Singles

Action Bronson - Latin Grammys

A$AP Ferg - Move Ya Hips (feat. Nicki Minaj & MadeinTYO) / I HAVE THE RIGHT

OLU (from EARTHGANG) - What's Going On (Marvin Gaye Cover)*

JPEGMAFIA - living single

Octavian - Rari (feat. Future)

Don Toliver - Clap

Adam Snow - 42 (feat. Freddie Gibbs & Josh Alias)

Lil Peep & Cold Hart - Me and You

Joji - FTC

Desiigner - In My Ways / SOUP

Jorja Smith - By Any Means

A. K. Paul - Be Honest

Ant Clemons - Freak

DaBaby - No Dribble (feat. Stunna 4 Vegas)'

Travis Barker - Forever (feat. Run The Jewels)

Strick - Yacht Club (feat. Young Thug & Ty Dolla $ign)

Bas & EARTHTANG - Jollof Rice (SAY3 Remix)

Korn - The Devil Went Down To Georgia (Cover Song) [feat. Yelawolf]

Juicy J - GAH DAM HIGH (feat. Wiz Khalifa)

Guapdad 4000 - Choppa Talk (Feat. TyFontaine)

Murda Beatz - Doors Unlocked (feat. Ty Dolla $ign & Polo G)

Disclosure - Douha (Mali Mali) [feat. Fatoumata Diawara]

NLE Choppa - Narrow Road (feat. Lil Baby)

Corey Taylor - CMFT Must Be Stopped (feat. Tech N9ne & Kid Bookie)

Danger Incorporated - Me & You

MANILA GREY - Blue Vegeta

Tobe Nwigwe - TRY JESUS

TOKYO'S REVENGE - Bo

#Playlist for Albums

#Playlist for Singles

#Albums

Westside Gunn - Pray For Paris

DaBaby - Blame it on Baby

dvsn - A Muse In Her Feelings

R.A. The Rugged Man - All My Heroes Are Dead

Tech N9ne - ENTERFEAR

Kenny Mason - Angelic Hoodrat

Don Toliver - Heaven Or Hell (CHOPNOTSLOP REMIX)

Buddy & Kent Jamz - Janktape Vol. 1

Avantdale Bowling Club - LIVE

Shabazz Palaces - The Don Of Diamond Dreams

Lil B - Gutta Dealership

Robb Bank$ - No Rooftops 2

Peter Cottontale - CATCH

Berner & B-Real - Los Meros

Fredo Bang - Most Hated

The Four Owls - Nocturnal Instinct

BigBabyGucci - Teen Spirit

J Stalin - Bay Area State of Mind 2

RJMrLA & Royce The Choice - Rich Off Mackin 2

RJD2 - The Fun Ones

The-Dream - SXTP4

Jungle Brothers - Keep It Jungle

Damedot - Mafia Lord (Chapter I)

Alph Tha Alien - Black Tax

#EPs

Novelist - Rain Fire

VIK - Blue Bottles

Babyface Ray - For You

Jarreau Vandal - Bad Shit Remixes

#Singles

Kid Cudi - Leader of the Delinquents

Playboi Carti - @ MEH

21 Savage - Secret (feat. Summer Walker)

MAVI - fire alarm (!) [feat. Maassai]*

Joey Bada$$, Curren$y & Guapdad 4000 - Rona Raps 5*

Future - Coming Home*

Desiigner - Survivor

The Streets - Call My Phone Thinking I'm Doing Nothing Better (feat. Tame Impala)

Kodie Shane & Lil Uzi Vert - I’m So Gone*

The Kid LAROI - Fade Away (feat. Lil Tjay)

JPEGMAFIA - HTBAR 6*

Bryson Tiller - Slept On You*

Lucki - Faith

Lil Tecca - Out of Love (feat. Internet Money)

Tom Misch & Yussef Dayes feat. Freddie Gibbs - Nightrider

Bishop Nehru - Meathead (feat. MF DOOM)

Thaiboy Digital - Yin & Yang

Navy Blue - baby navy (J Dilla Tribute)

Deante' Hitchcock - I Got Money Now (feat. JID)

Student 1 - Nippy

Jonathan leandoer96 (Yung Lean) - Evil

Lil Yachty, Rich Brian, Guapdad 4000 - #STAYHOME Cypher | Rona Raps 4*

The Weeknd - ‎Blinding Lights (Major Lazer Remix)

Machine Gun Kelly - In These Walls / Pretty Toxic Revolver

Guapdad 4000 - Embezzle (feat. Jigga Juice)

Lil Keed - No Dealings

Ian Dior - Sick N Tired (feat. Machine Gun Kelly, Travis Barker)

Lil Gotit - Never Legit

Spark Master Tape - PNNBL (feat. INDIKKAWCH & FLMMBOiiNT FRDii)*

Jon Connor - Priceless

Y2K, The Kid LAROI, blackbear, Bankrol Hayden - Go Dumb

Nafe Smallz - Quarantine Freestyle / Part Of The Plan

#Albums

Pop Smoke - Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon

Westside Gunn - Flygod Is An Awesome God II

Gucci Mane - So Icy Summer

Flee Lord - Alter Ego Fleeigo Delgado

Rah Swish - WOO Forever

Cassius Jay - Trap Sinatra 2

NNAMDÏ - KRAZY KARL

not posted:

A-Wax - Allegedly

brakence - punk2 (w/ sauce)

NYUON & PRINCESANITTY - By Myself II (Deluxe)

Illogic - Beats for You: Volume 2

#EPs

Danger Incorporated - Working on Danger

Tobi Lou - LINGO STARR

SL & Kenny Beats - Selhurst SE25

Serengeti & kenny segal - Ajai Epilogue

not posted:

Fat Tony - Live at No Audience, Vol. 1

LE$ - For the Summer

#Singles

Kanye West – Wash Us In The Blood (feat. Travis Scott)

Ty Dolla $ign - Ego Death (ft. Kanye West, Serpentwithfeet, FKA Twigs & Skrillex)

Pop Smoke - Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon

Public Enemy - Fight the Power (feat. Nas, Rapsody, Black Thought, YG, and Jahi) [BET Awards 2020]

Disclosure - My High (feat. Aminé & slowthai)

Kurtis Blow - Keep Your Distance COVID 19

A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie & Don Q - Flood My Wrist (feat. Lil Uzi Vert)

Shoreline Mafia - Change Ya Life

AJ Tracey & Mabel - West Ten

Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire & Madlib - Black Mirror

SahBabii - Tongue Demon

Sauce Twinz - Big Drip Squad (feat. Sada Baby & Sauce Gohan)

Buddy - Faces (feat. Lucky Daye)

Tory Lanez - Convertible Burt (feat. Kevin Gates)

QUADECA - LIVE LIKE THIS

Moneybagg Yo - Said Sum

Masego - Queen Tings (Live At The BET Awards)

Nef the Pharaoh - Mac Of The Year

Bktherula - Summer

Noochie, Torae, David Banner, CyHi The Prynce, Ras Kass & Pastor Troy - Burn

Mike Shinoda - Open Door

Archibald Slim - Til' i Wake Up (feat. Father)

Lil Gotit & Future - What It Was

NGeeYL - Live Ammo

Tinie Tempah - Whoppa (feat. Sofia Reyes & Farina)

August Alsina - NOLA

Rapsody - Afeni (Remix) [feat. PJ Morton & D Smoke]

645AR - ITCHY FINGERS

Yo Gotti - Recession Proof

Keedron Bryant - I Just Wanna Live (Extended Acapella Version)

Sueco The Child - Smackdown (feat. TOKYO'S REVENGE)

DUCKWRTH - FIND A WAY (feat. Alex Mali, Radio Ahlee & Baylee)

Young T & Bugsey - Don't Rush (feat. Busta Rhymes)

Quando Rondo - Depression

Stogie T - Animals (feat. Benny the Butcher & Alonda Rich)

Rockie Fresh & Casey Veggies - Miss My Dawgs (Long Live Nip) [feat. Hit-Boy]

Coops - Politricks Freestyle

Jim Jones - The People (Remix) [feat. Conway the Machine & Marc Scibiia)

GASHI - Upset (feat

#Albums

Jay Electronica - A Written Testimony

Don Toliver - Heaven Or Hell

Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake (Deluxe)

Jack Harlow - Sweet Action

Blueface - Find The Beat

Rich The Kid - BOSS MAN

Curren$y & Fendi P - Smokin’ Potnas

Doe Boy - 56 Birdz

Clear Soul Forces - Forceswithyou

Myka 9 (of Freestyle Fellowship) - Stay Tuned

Felly - Mariposa

POORSTACY - The Breakfast Club

The Palmer Squares - With or Without It

Grafh & DJ Green Lantern - Oracle III*

Goonew & Lil Dude - Homicide Boyz 2

DJ Fresh & Curren$y - The Tonite Show (Deluxe)

Gramatik - Re: Coli Deluxe

Money Montage - CAESAR

Fekky - 4Life

WILLOW & Tyler Cole - THE ANXIETY

Jucee Froot - Black Sheep

Kash Juliano - Brick James

#EPs

Jay Worthy - Two4one

Ransom - Directors Cut EP

Big Freedia - Louder

070 Phi - My Father’s Gun

#Singles

Lil Yachty - Oprah’s Bank Account (fear. Drake & DaBaby)

Flume - The Difference (feat. Toro y Moi)

YNW Melly - Suicidal (Remix) [feat. Juice WRLD]

Deb Never & Kenny Beats - Stone Cold

Bishop Nehru & DJ Premier - Too Lost

Slauson Malone - [NEW] leak 2020

Guapdad 4000 - Greedy

KEY! - Sugar and Rice

Father - Awesome Jawsome (feat. Zack Fox) / EVISU FIEND*

JPEGMAFIA - HTBAR 2*

Lil Tecca - All Star (feat. Lil Tjay)

Octavian & Skepta - Papi Chulo

Jazz Cartier - Itchin’ For A Lick

Teyana Taylor - We Got Love (feat. Ms. Lauryn Hill)

ZelooperZ - Vivienne No Fendi

Kemba - none of this matters

Wiz Khalifa - Bammer (feat. Mustard)

Machine Gun Kelly - Bullets With Names (feat. Young Thug, RJmrLA & Lil Duke)

Azizi Gibson - Change That Back (feat. AKTHESAVIOR)

Fivio Foreign - Big Drip (Remix) [feat. Lil Baby & Quavo]

R.A. the Rugged Man - Wondering (How To Believe) [feat. David Myles]

Viper - In Luv Wit Them K-ON Anime Gurls*

Kevin Gates - Fire In The Booth

GmacCash - Coronavirus*

Elucid - SEERSHIP!*

Loski - Allegedly

Mozzy - Tunnel Vision

931blackboy - Friday the 13th (feat. Project Pat)

DJ E-Feezy & Young Dolph - Tatted

Fulleffex - Zone (feat. Juelz Santana)

Dyamond Doll - Dwade (feat. Trina)

Xanman - Different

A.CHAL - Pink Dust

Nef The Pharaoh - Body Count

Bstar - Tweety (feat. Boosie Badazz)

Ace Hood - Confident

Israel Israel - WiFi (feat. Bodega Bamz)

Vinyl Villian - Cash Rules (eat. Estee Nack & Ankhlejohn)

Ufo361 - Bad Girls, Good Vibes

Manga Saint Hilare - Thoughts & Prayers (feat. Novelist)

Riff Raff, E-40 & Ronny J - KONNiCHiWA

HotBoy Lil Shaq - S.O.E.

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The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

.

.

.

He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

No it doesn't.

And then you will all be sorry.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.