(Up-To-Date as of January 26, 2022)

January 26, 2022

(LIMITED)

Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)

January 28, 2022

(LIMITED)

Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli XCX/1 hr 7 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Bradley Bell, Pablo Jones-Soler/Limited)

Clean (Crime/With: Adrien Brody, Glenn Fleshler, Richie Merritt, Chandler DuPont/1 hr 34 min/IFC Films/d: Paul Solet/Limited)

In The Forest (Thriller/With: Lyman Ward, Time Winters, Kaitlyn Dias, Debbon Ayer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Hector Barron/Limited)

Sundown (Drama/With: Tim Roth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Iazua Larios, Henry Goodman/R/1 hr 23 min/Bleecker Street Media/d: Michel Franco/Limited)

They/Them/Us (RomComDram/With: Joey Slotnick, Amy Hargreaves, Jack Steiner, Shanna Strong/1 hr 30 min/Blended Family Productions/d: John Sherman/Limited)

February 4, 2022

(WIDE)

Jackass Forever (Comedy/With: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Machine Gun Kelly/R/1 hr 36 min/Paramount Pictures/d: Jeff Tremaine/Wide)

Moonfall (Disaster/With: Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, Michael Pena, John Bradley/PG-13/2 hr 0 min/Lionsgate/d: Roland Emmerich/Wide)

(LIMITED)

The Wolf and the Lion (Family/With: Molly Kunz, Evan Bullung, Graham Greene/PG/1 hr 39 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Gilles de Maistre/Limited)

Breaking Bread (Documentary/With: Nof Atamna-Ismaeel, Shlomi Meir, Ali Khattib, Osama Dalal/1 hr 25 min/Cohen Media Group/d: Beth Elise Hawk/Limited)

The Worst Person In The World (DramRomCom/With: Renate Reinsve, Anders Danielsen Lie, Maria Grazia Di Meo, Mia McGovern Zaini/R/2 hr 7 min/NEON/d: Joachim Trier/Limited)

Last Survivors (Sci-Fi/With: Benjamin Arthur, Mark Famiglietti, Simon Lees, Stephen Moyer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Drew Mylrea/Limited)

The Long Night (a.k.a. The Coven) (Horror/With: Scout Taylor-Compton, Nolan Gerard Funk, Jeff Fahey, Deborah Kara Unger/R/Well Go USA Entertainment/d: Rich Ragsdale/Limited)

February 11, 2022

(WIDE)

Marry Me (RomCom/With

#Winners Quidd (Pokémon Trainer) vs NPT l Tilde (Falco)
Scend (Ness) vs Moist l Goblin (Roy)
Liquid l Dabuz (Rosalina & Luma, Olimar) vs HIVE l quiK (Samus)
MuteAce (Peach) vs FURIA l Fatality (Captain Falcon)

#Losers Ned (Sephiroth, Pokémon Trainer) [Yoda Cage] vs Armada l Syrup (Ness) [Scend]
PsychoMyko (Dark Samus) [Syrup] vs Moist l Kola (Roy, Cloud) [ChocoTaco]
IcyMist (Samus) [quiK] vs Gen (Palutena) [Fatality]
CM l Anathema (R.O.B.) [Fatality] vs Panda l WaDi (R.O.B., Mewtwo, Dark Samus) [quiK]

###Top 16 Bracket

#17th Drexel l Yoda Cage (Bowser Jr.) [Tilde, Ned]
Clarity l moxi (Wolf) [Quidd, Kola]
Kanga l Jdizzle (Young Link) [quiK, IcyMist]
4o4 l omega (Joker) [Dabuz, WaDi]
CM l Stroder Ame (Roy, Sora, Fox) [MuteAce, Anathema]
IluZ l BONK! (Meta Knight) [Anathema, Gen]
NVR l Kobe (Young Link) [Goblin, PsychoMyko]
Mugen (Roy) [Syrup, Syrup]

#25th ChocoTaco (Lucas) [Quidd, Ned]
APLE l DDog (Steve) [moxi, Kola]
djb l Nuggetz (Daisy) [omega, Jdizzle]
IE SERF l Onin (Steve) [IcyMist, WaDi]
Tidal l Dark Falcon (Richter) [BONK!, Stroder Ame]
Paragon l Uncivil ninja (Shulk) [Zie, Gen]
NPT l boosk (R.O.B.) [LingLing, PsychoMyko]
16B l LingLing (Peach) [Kobe, Mugen]

#33rd C2F l Average Alex (Wolf) [moxi, Ned]
WG l MintyFlesh (Mega Man) [Average Alex, ChocoTaco]
APLE l JeJaJeJa (Kirby) [Yoda Cage, DDog]
Angel (Robin) [Tilde, Kola]
Colorondo8 (Inkling) [quiK, Nuggetz]
16-Bit GRNT l Pokelam (Villager) [Dabuz, Jdizzle]
Rideae (Pichu) [Jack, Onin]
Phuzix (Sheik) [Dabuz, WaDi]
LVD l Suarez [(

NEW YORK

• Bikini-clad Luann de Lesseps makes a splash as she lifts weights in Tulum... as ex-husband Tom D'Agostino gets engaged on fifth anniversary of their wedding (Daily Mail exclusive)

ORANGE COUNTY

• Braunwyn Windham-Burke beams with joy as she spends New Year's Eve with her new girlfriend Victoria Brito and mother Dr. Deb (Daily Mail)

ATLANTA

• Porsha Williams Kicked Off the New Year with Shamea Morton and Tanya Sam (Porsha Williams Instagram/Bravo)

BEVERLY HILLS

• Nicky Hilton and mother Kathy Hilton step out for yoga session together at park in Los Angeles (Daily Mail)
• Brandi Glanville Shades RHOC Stars Shannon and Heather, Talks Andy’s Baby Shower Snub and Christmas With Leann (Two T's in a Pod podcast/Reality Blurb)

POTOMAC

• Candiace Dillard Bassett Stunned in a Black Minidress on New Year’s Eve (Candiace Dillard Instagram/Bravo)

Links to this week's episode discussion posts:

• RHOSLC S2E15 ❄️
• RHOM S4E4 🍹
• VPR S9E12 🍸

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Le Monde, a general French newspaper, is publishing a series of 5 articles describing French gay life from WW2 to the years 1980. I propose a translation of the articles.

1. "I gonna tell you my life as a faggot:" the testimony of one of the last Frenchmen condemned for homosexuality
2. Before 1982, the memories of homosexuals taken in paddy wagons
3. "You cannot catch homosexuality:" in 1975, "les Dossiers de l'écran" talks about homosexuality for the first time on TV

Note: "t.n." stands for "translator's note," for extra information provided to give more background about French society.

"You cannot catch homosexuality:" in 1975, "les Dossiers de l'écran" talks about homosexuality for the first time on TV

Original article from Ariane Chemin, published on 19 January 2022.

"Clandestine years" (3/5). The 21st January 1975, 19 million viewers follow the first debate on French television about homosexuality (for a population of 50 million, t.n.). "Les Dossiers de l'écran" ("The files on the screen") invited cultivated writers, two physicians, a priest and, on the other side, a depute convinced this is a "disease."

Jan Pouliquen pulls the sheets on his nose. Only his eyes are peeking, directed to the TV, at the other side of his bed. The quite anxiety-provoking kettledrums of Morton Gould, part of the opening theme of the famous TV show "les Dossiers de l'écran," are fading out and Alain Jérôme starts speaking with his joyful voice. Every Tuesdays evening, the journalist presents the society TV program of Antenne 2 (national television on channel 2, t.n.) that, this 21st January 1975, proposes a movie from the book Les Amitiés particulières (Special friendship) (1943), of Roger Peyrefitte, a love story between two junior highschoolers in a Roman Catholic boarding school. The following debate is titled: "Homosexuals." As a title, this is weird, so vague, but for this premiere, national television is walking on egg shells: the show has been deprogrammed twice already. "Without any further ado, I would like to give the voice to our SVP switchboard and to our vi

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.