Jory John Puns

Edward the giraffe can't understand why his neck is as long and bendy and ridiculous as it is. No other animal has a neck this absurd. He's tried disguising it, dressing it up, strategically hiding it behind bushes ... anything he can think of. But just when he's exhausted his neck-hiding options, a turtle ambles in and tries to help him understand that his neck has a purpose ... and looks excellent in a bow tie.

1. Your book is overdue. You owe $36.70 in late fees.

2. Are you okay...? That is a children's book, and there were no children with you when you checked it out.

*Disclaimer: The teacher himself also emphasized during the lecture that it is actually impossible to choose the most important films from before the 70s. But he is forced to do this for the curriculum so that all students still have a basis. He lists many other films outside of this list for the interested students. This is only the mandatory list. So I think it's important to discuss the list itself and not the teacher's teaching method.*

Country: Belgium, Europe.

Don't know if this is a bit relevant, but just a bit informaton about him he is also the Director of the movie museum in Belgium called CINEMATEK.

1. Alice Guy, “The Ocean Waif”, 1916
2. Robert Wiene, “Das Kabinett des Dr. Caligari”, 1920
3. Lois Weber, “The Blot”, 1921
4. Robert Flaherty, “Nanook of the North”, 1921
5. Germaine Dulac, “La Souriante Mme. Beudet”, 1922
6. Sergueï M. Eisenstein, “Pantserkruiser Potemkin”, 1925
7. Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau, «Faust», 1926
8. Lotte Reiniger, “The Adventures of Prince Achmed”, 1926
9. Buster Keaton, « The General », 1927
10. Henri Storck & Joris Ivens, « Misère au Borinage », 1934
11. Alfred Hitchcock, “The Man Who Knew Too Much”, 1934
12. Leni Riefenstahl, « Triumph des Willens », 1935
13. John Ford, “Stagecoach”, 1939
14. Orson Welles, “Citizen Kane”, 1941
15. Maya Deren, “Meshes of the Afternoon”, 1943
16. Roberto Rossellini, “Roma, città aperta”, 1945
17. Ingmar Bergman, « Zomer met Monika », 1953
18. Satyajit Ray, « Pather Panchali », 1955
19. Alain Resnais, “Nuit et Brouillard”, 1956
20. Jean-Luc Godard, « À Bout de souffle », 1960
21. Agnès Varda, « Cléo de 5 à 7 », 1961
22. Raoul Servais, “Chromophobia”, 1965; “Harpya”, 1979; “Nachtvlinders”, 1997 / Nicole Van Goethem, “Een Griekse tragedie”, 1985 (shorts)
23. Ousmane Sembène, “”Borom Sarret”, 1963; « Black Girl », 1966
24. Vera Chytilova, « Daisies », 1966
25. This one can be our own choise.

EDIT: Thanks for all the comments and interactions! Great to read them and I am definitly going to put a lot of them in my watch list!

EDIT 2: I started watching the list and thought it would be fun to discuss them on this forum, here is the first analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/q0mi2z/the_ocean_waif_1916_a_100yearold_story_of_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Do your worst!

best signing

justin verlander - 1/11+ - houston (50%)

> Disgustingly cheap contract for Verlander considering what he got IRL and what others would've paid him here. Just big misfire by his agent and good job by iama.

> Verlander's is ridiculous compared to irl.

belt - 1/11 - cleveland (41%)

> A very lowkey "good" deal, but Belt has been very good these last two years, and Cleveland finally gets another power bat.

> the value is basically fair and I actually feel like this is not a huge steal for the team, especially considering the draft pick. Selecting it is somewhat more of a commentary on the relative low price compared to the QO.

kluber - 1/6.5+ - tb (32%)

wander - irl deal - tb (32%)

> New Ethan went off with this one. There's some recency bias with how a lot of us are viewing Kluber, but if he is healthy in 2022, this deal will look insanely good for the Rays.

> Picking Franco because that contract is dumb and will wind up being even better than the Acuna and Albies deals. Steals all around.

> Was very close to doing almost the same deal. I would only count on him pitching half a season, but it's worth it.

correa - 8/263 - hou (23%)

musgrove - 5/80 - sd (18%)

ct3 - 4/60 - lad (14%)

rodriguez - 4/62 - sea (14%)

hill - 1/2 - stl (14%)

canha - 3/43 - mia (9%)

loup - 2/14 - tex (9%)

avisail - 2/25 - sd (9%)

baez - 6/145 - mia (5%)

raisel - 4/56 - phi (5%)

cruz - 1/12 - tex (5%)

worst signing

schwarber - 7/105 - phi (59%)

>Schwarber is a fun player but this is quite a bit for a guy who was nontendered literally last year. And what position is he playing there?

> Schwarber: AAV is fine--at a couple of years. Combined with the length--7 years---lol.

ohtani (55%)

>Ohtani getting that much term when he could very easily tear his arm tomorrow and never pitch again shows that Pat really ran the team with as little thinking as possible. Extensions suck and should never be done in the sim.

>the ohtani contract could very well be the worst in baseball halfway through. he's had a healthy season and yeah, it was an awesome one, but holy fuck what a mess if he doesn't stay healthy (and it's likely he won't).

mancini - 6/76 - tb (50%)

> Mancini is the kind of guy that gets passed around on 1 year vet deals, so 6 years is painful

judge - 7/210 - nyy (27%)

freeman - 9/232 - atl (27%)

soler - 5/37 - atl (23%)

ray - 6/135 - laa (23%)

bradley - 4/24 - was (9%)

baez - 6/145 - mia (5%)

rizzo

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Hello everyone, Alpinia here, and I'm proud to bring to you one of the largest updates to Kaiserreich so far - 0.18 'Forest Brothers'. The new reworked nations brought to you this time around are none other than Bhutan, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Wales and White Ruthenia. But of course, it doesn't stop there, with a whole host of literally hundreds of other additions, improvements and fixes, as detailed in the full patch notes enclosed.

For some of the more prominent changes, check out the abridged patch notes below.

Changes

Notable Additions

• Kaiserreich now has its own implementation of Player-Led Peace Conferences and the State Transfer Tool. These can be activated via game rules, though if you are in debug mode then the State Transfer Tool is available by default. Note that, if you decide to use the PLPC or STT mods anyhow, it won’t break anything - you just won’t get our updates to them.
• Japan’s intervention in China has been modified to be more in line with the vanilla version.
• Japan’s "Fading Sun" peace mechanic with China has now been changed. Russia and China are dealt with by separate scripted peace events, and Japan has different levels of surrender ranging from minor defeat to total capitulation - they no longer lose their faction and all ability to declare war the moment Korea and Manchuria are occupied.
• Total download size of the base mod has been reduced by ~50%, thanks to standardising most gfx to .png format.
• The remainder of the former rework to Kaiserreich’s naval system has now been removed, bringing the naval system fully in line with vanilla's, save for names.

New Focus Trees

• Estonia
• Latvia
• Wales

Reworked/Expanded Focus Trees

• Bhutan
• Lithuania
• Belarus/White Ruthenia

Tweaked Focus Trees

• Independent Belgium (Foreign Policy)
• French Republic (If Germany has fallen before they return to the Métropole)

New Events

• If the Reichspakt dissolves, a German-puppet Brittany will now seek to rejoin the rest of France.
• The Commune of France can now demand Dunkirk from Belgium if the latter asks for an alliance.
• Added peace events between Yunnan and German East Asia, Vietnam & Indochina.
• Added events for the Sino-Japanese War.
• Added some flavour events for the League of Eight Provinces and Liangguang.
• Added an event for Legation Cities upon the end of the American Civil War and some flavour events.
• Added some events regarding the Romanian annexation of Alföld.
• Added an event for Shandong v

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "