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The winners of All Stars 2 explain what happened at the final checkpoint (Spoilers): Production really screwed up!!!

https://ew.com/tv/the-challenge-all-stars-2-winners-mj-garrett-jonna-mannion/

GARRETT: And this is where it got absolutely insane: We were trying to open it up and we knew that we had the three right numbers that we needed to open up the safe. We're trying to put them in and it wouldn't open. We look back at production and we say, "Do we have the right numbers? Do we have the right code to open this?" And they said yes. We tried to put it in again. It still didn't work. All of a sudden production goes, "It must be broken. It's not working. Just start running down to the jet."

MANNION: They were like, "Just go. Run to the plane."

GARRETT: And this was before any of the other teams had gotten to the safe. No one else was there. So Jonna and I start running down to the jet. We get about halfway, so we're talking maybe five minutes have passed of us running. We were so confused because we don't have any money in our hands. Then all of a sudden a pickup truck comes flying up next to us and they go, "Jump in the back! You've got to go back to the safe! You weren't putting in the codes the right way!" And we're like, what the hell? So we jump in the back of the truck.

MANNION: By the time we get back, the other two teams are there and I was panicked. And apparently they also had the right numbers. And everybody was having trouble opening the safes.

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Official Cast Megathread for All Stars 3 πŸŽƒ

Many thanks to u/samiok15 for running the speculation thread this year. You did great, and I appreciate it!

PinkRose posted the locked thread for AS3. Vevmo is not great at spoilers so plz tread carefully ⚠⚠ There will be none for AS2 or SL+A permitted on this thread.

##The Challenge All Stars 3

Host: TJ

Location: Panama

Format:

Departure Day: Oct 17

###Women

  1. Cynthia Roberts

  2. Jemmye Carroll

  3. Jonna Mannion

  4. Kailah Casillas

  5. Kellyanne Judd

  6. Kendal Darnell

  7. Melinda Stolp

  8. NIA MF MOORE

  9. Roni Martin

  10. Tina Barta

  11. Veronica Portillo

  12. Sylvia Elsrode

  13. replacement - Beth Stolarczyk

  14. alternate - Sophia Pasquis

  15. alternate - Tara McDaniel

###Men

  1. Brad Fiorenza

  2. Darrell Taylor

  3. Derrick Kosinski

  4. Jordan Wiseley

  5. Laterrian Wallace

  6. Mark Long

  7. MJ Garrett

  8. Nehemiah Clark

  9. Syrus Yarbrough

  10. Wes Bergmann

  11. Yes Duffy

  12. Tyler Duckworth

  13. alternate - Ace Amerson

  14. alternate - Dan Renzi

  15. dropped last minute - John Devenanzio

..

update Jan 19 - Beth was a replacement for someone at some point during the szn

update Nov 10 - Tara McDaniel was an alternate

update Oct 22 - Sylvia and Tyler are on, Dan Renzi is alternate

update Oct 21

  • Beth moved to alternate

  • Johnny dropped out of the show last-minute

No spoilers & no whining

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πŸ’£πŸŒ‹ All Stars Season 3 Official Elimination Megathread - SPOILERS! πŸ’£πŸŒ‹

Welcome to /r/MTVChallenge's elimination thread for the second season of The Challenge: All Stars.

Spoiler season has arrived! πŸŽ„πŸŽ

If you are only interested in seeing the cast of All Stars Season 3 and none of the leaked elimination results, please retreat now and follow this link.

##HIT THE BACK BUTTON ON YOUR BROWSER NOW IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN UNSPOILED ON THE RESULTS OF THE STILL UN-AIRED ALL STARS SEASON 3!

#πŸ’£SPOILER ALERT!πŸŒ‹


All spoilers are thanks to Pink Rose and her team at Vevmo!

Shout out also to @GamerVev, who is posting updates to this Twitter thread.


Updated as of: ~2:10pm EST November 24th

(Newest updates are listed first)

  • Check out this excellent infographic from u/rynthms

  • Men's results are in! 🚨

  • Women's results are in! 🚨

  • Beth was eliminated by Jonna (+ MJ πŸ˜‚, see PinkRose note below)

  • Syrus was eliminated by MJ

  • Laterrian was eliminated by Mark

  • Veronica Portillo added to the elimination list

  • Derrick Kosinski added to the elimination list

  • Roni Martin added to the elimination list

  • Jordan Wiseley added to the elimination list

  • Tina DQ'd due to an injury

  • Darrell was eliminated by Jordan

  • Melinda quit at the elimination arena due to an existing injury (was facing Tina)

  • Tyler was eliminated by Syrus

  • MJ Garrett added to the elimination list

  • Yes was eliminated by Wes

  • Kendal was eliminated by Beth

  • Cynthia was eliminated by Tina

  • Sylvia Elsrode added to the elimination list

  • Tara Stern (nΓ©e McDaniel) added as an on-site alternate

  • Beth Stolarczyk added to the elimination list

  • Yes Duffy added to the elimination list

  • Kendal Darnell added to the elimination list

  • Darrell Taylor added to the elimination list

  • Beth has joined the cast as a replacement

  • Tina Barta added to the elimination list

  • Syrus Yarbrough added to the elimination list

  • Jemmye Carroll added to the elimination list

  • Laterrian Wallace added to the elimination list

  • Melinda Stolp added to the elimination list

  • Tyler Duckworth added t

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Realistic Dream Cast for Season 38

Given the fact that it feels as if the same veterans have been reused every season and that the last few seasons have been quite boring, I believe it is important to bring back some older veterans to bring The Challenge back to what it should be. So here are the realistic 14 male and 14 female returnees that I would like to see on season 38, that would not only provide great drama but also have many built-in storylines as well as great competitors.

Males:

Paulie Calafiore

Kyle Christie

Turbo Camkiran

Jordan Wiseley

Wes Bergmann

Johnny "Bananas" Devenanzio

Devin Walker

Tony Raines

Ed Eason

Jay Starrett

Nelson Thomas

Chris "CT" Tamburello

Kelz Dyke

Emanuel Neagu

Females:

Kam Williams

Jenny West

Amber Borzotra

Laurel Stucky

Georgia Harrison

Jonna Mannion

Michaela Bradshaw

Michele Fitzgerald

Natalie Anderson

Melissa Reeves

Amanda Garcia

Emy Alupei

Priscilla Anyabu

Esther Agunbiade

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Some random facts about the upcoming "All-Stars" season.

Hey, everyone! I don't post on here as much as I used to, but the second All-Stars spinoff season is coming up, and I just wanted to give some random facts about the upcoming cast.

-Tecumshea "Teck" Holmes is the oldest competitor on the cast, at 45 years old. The youngest competitor on the cast is Jonna Mannion, who is 32 years old(younger than some of the rookies these days).

-To expand on the topic of age, Casey Cooper on this season is only 34 years old, despite making her Reality Show debut in 2006. On the first Fresh Meat season, she became the youngest competitor to ever compete on a season, at 18 years, and about five, or six months old. Evelyn was 18 years old on this season, but she's older than Casey by about two months. So, Casey, who debuted in 2006, is younger than Jenny West, who debuted in 2019.

-From the official seasons, Darrell Taylor has the most season victories(four), and most money won($248,055) out of everyone on this season. Derrick Kosinski has the most wins from Daily Challenges(43), most Final Challenge appearances(five), most Elimination Round victories(nine). and is tied with Brad Fiorenza with the most season appearances(ten).

-The only competitor to appear on an official season in the 2020s is Darrell, who was on Double Agents, and the competitor who hasn't been on MTV for the longest amount of time is Steve Meinke, who was last on the first Gauntlet season, which premiered back in 2003.

-Including the spinoffs, Ayanna Free, and Sophia Pasquis are the only two competitors who have never competed in an Elimination Round game. As a matter of fact, neither one of them have even appeared on a season with an Elimination Game.

-In official seasons, Melinda Collins is the only competitor on this season to compete in multiple Elimination Rounds, and lose all of them(She's 0-4 in Elimination Rounds). It's only fitting she was married to Danny Jamieson.

-Speaking of Ayanna, she became the first competitor of all time to be disqualified due to violence, when she physically attacked Christian Breivik on Extreme Challenge.

-Ryan Kehoe, and Jonna have been on a total of five official seasons, yet, neither one of them have won any money from this show.

-This got me thinking: Excluding competitors who have never won any money, has Jasmine Fougere won the least amount of money(including via prizes) in this show's history? She's only won $500.00(solely due to the fact she won the "Frog Smash" daily on Rivals II. The

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⭐️ Baseless & Early Speculation Thread for All Stars 3

Hello y’all I was asked by the iconic u/NattyB to create an early speculation post for All Stars 3. Currently Gamer and PinkRose have announced that neither of them will be spoiling the main show anymore but we’re unsure if they’ll be covering the spin-offs.

Nevertheless, Gamer has dropped several hints and confirmed a lot of information for All Stars 3 that it would be much easier to track if there was a post for it (as well as a general area for discussion of this topic).

Also, please try not to spoil anything about All Stars 2’s results as there are many people who are not spoiled on it.

β€”

#General Info Location: Not known

Host: TJ Lavin

Quarantine/Filming Dates: Exact dates are unknown but they begin sometime within this month

  • Departure Date: Sometime this week (said on October 11th)

Misc:

  • The OG formula was dropped; they are now exclusively just casting people from RW/RR/FM. People from RW: Portland all the way to Bad Blood have been contacted

#Likely Not On

  • Tony Raines (RW: Skeletons) [1]
  • Belou Den Tex (RR: Europe) [2]
  • Chadwick Pelletier (RR: Down Under)
  • Holly Meischke (RR: Maximum Velocity Tour)
  • Svetlana Shusterman (RW: Key West) [3]
  • Evelyn Smith (Fresh Meat) [4]
  • Rachel Robinson (Not sure which Rachel, but leaning her) [4]
  • Cara Zavaleta (RR: South Pacific) [5]
  • Susie Meister (RR: Down Under) [5]
  • RW: LA cast members aside from Beth [6]
  • None of Abram, Marie, Latoya, Landon or Coral [6]

#Could Be On

  • Laurel Stucky (Fresh Meat II) [3]
  • Veronica Portillo (RR: Semester at Sea) [3]
  • Anika Rashaun (RW Seattle: Bad Blood) [4]

[3] - Not confirmed but Gamer retweeted a post by a fan saying those girls were on. Among those three girls, I’m most confident in Veronica since Gamer also said that a cast member he’d previously argued with was on the season. Laurel and Veronica are the only girls among this group that aren’t deconfirmed

[4] - Gamer quote-tweeted a post with the πŸ₯° emoji about her

#Likely On

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Match Thread: Manchester United vs Chelsea | FA Women's Super League

#FT: Manchester United 1-6 Chelsea

Manchester United scorers: Alessia Russo (48')

Chelsea scorers: Fran Kirby (2'), Pernille Harder (24'), Sam Kerr (41', 51'), Drew Spence (87'), Jessie Fleming (90'+2')


Venue: Leigh Sports Village

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LINE-UPS

Manchester United

Mary Earps, Maria Thorisdottir, Hannah Blundell, Ona Batlle, Aoife Mannion, Jackie Groenen (Hailey Ladd), Lucy Staniforth (Alessia Russo), Kirsty Hanson, Leah Galton (Carrie Jones), Katie Zelem, Ella Toone.

Subs: Sophie Baggaley, Vilde Boe Risa, Martha Harris, Ivana Fuso.

^____________________________

Chelsea

Ann-Katrin Berger, Magdalena Eriksson, Millie Bright, Jessica Carter, Melanie Leupolz, Guro Reiten (Jorja Fox), Sophie Ingle, Niamh Charles (Jonna Andersson), Sam Kerr (Drew Spence), Fran Kirby (Beth England), Pernille Harder (Jessie Fleming).

Subs: Carly Telford, Ji Soyun, Zecira Musovic, Aniek Nouwen.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

2' Fran Kirby Goal

24' Pernille Harder Goal

41' Sam Kerr Goal

45' On: Alessia Russo|Off: Lucy Staniforth

48' Alessia Russo Goal

51' Sam Kerr Goal

58' On: Jonna Andersson|Off: Niamh Charles

66' On: Hailey Ladd|Off: Jackie Groenen

78' On: Beth England|Off: Fran Kirby

78' On: Jessie Fleming|Off: Pernille Harder

79' On: Jorja Fox|Off: Guro Reiten

82' On: Carrie Jones|Off: Leah Galton

84' On: Drew Spence|Off: Sam Kerr

87' Drew Spence Goal

90'+2' Jessie Fleming Goal


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The Chelsea FC Women 2021/22 Season Preview

#Introduction

Welcome to the Chelsea FC Women 2021/22 Season Preview! This post will take a look at the season ahead for Emma Hayes and her team, as well as summarising our business over the summer, the current state of the squad, and how you can follow the Blues on and off the pitch.

###This post is long – so feel free to skip to the end for a briefer overview!

Chelsea are set to kick off the 2021/22 season with a tough away fixture in the Women’s Super League, against London rivals Arsenal, who finished third in the league last year. Chelsea are defending champions, having won our second consecutive title in May – the first time in the club’s history we’ve won back-to-back league titles.

Last season was arguably the greatest in Chelsea FC Women’s history. As well as winning the WSL, Chelsea also won the League Cup for the second straight year, and reached the Women’s Champions League final for the first time. Although Chelsea were humbled 4-0 in that final by a brilliant Barcelona side, it remained a historic achievement for the Blues, and a big step forward in our quest to win the Holy Grail of the European Cup – which has been the clear goal that Hayes and the club have worked towards over the past several years.

Chelsea are also still in the running for the 2020/21 FA Cup, which due to postponements caused by the COVID-19 pandemic is set to conclude this autumn – meaning Chelsea could still make it a domestic treble (technically). Chelsea travel to Birmingham City at the end of September, for our quarter-final tie.

Whilst last summer heralded the arrival of world record transfer and superstar Pernille Harder, this window has been quieter for Chelsea – see later in this post for a breakdown of our incomings and outgoings.

As always, the expectation for Chelsea FC Women is trophies – with the Blues most people’s favourites for the WSL title. If Hayes’ side win the league, it would be the first time any club has won three titles in a row since the WSL was rebranded in 2011. Chelsea’s participation in the League Cup, both this season and last season’s FA Cups, and the Women’s Champions League, means it’ll be another busy year, who will be aiming to win every competition we compete in.

Following the end of the domestic season, England will then host the Women’s European Championships – initially slated for 2021, and delayed for one year due to the pandemic. Chelsea have a squad stuffed full of internationals, many of whom will be involved in the

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Challengers who'd do good on Survivor & Big Brother

[Re-Posted because I changed my mind on a few names]

CHALLENGERS WHO'D DO GOOD ON SURVIVOR -

Cohutta GrindStaff - Jordan Wisely

Derrick Kosinski - Tyler Duckworth

Abram Boise - Paula Monerek

Cara Maria Sorbello - Aneesa Ferreira

Rachel Robinson - Ruthie Alcaide

KellyAnne Judd - Ninja Natalie

Kina Dean - Theresa Gonzalez

Mattie Lynn Breaux -

CHALLENGERS WHO'D DO GOOD ON BIG BROTHER -

Jonna Mannion - Jenna Compono

Diem Brown - Trishelle Cannatella

Jisela Delgado - Kayleigh Morris

Devyn Simone - Tori Hall

Jamie Chung - Dustin Zito

Tony Raines - Cory Wharton

Theo Campbell - Teck Holmes

Ryan Kehoe - Dan Renzi

CHALLENGERS WHO'D DO GOOD ON BOTH SHOWS -

Jenn Grijalva - Emily Schromm

Sarah Rice - Evelyn Smith

Sylvia Elsrode - Dee Nguyen

Kam Williams - Veronica Portillo

Brittini Sherrod - Jillian Zoboroski

Landon Lueck - Leroy Garrett

Wes Bergmann - Johnny Bananas

Marlon Williams - Darrell Taylor -

Yes Duffy

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The Challenge All Stars Cast members ages

The Challenge All Stars Cast members ages

  1. Beth Stolarczyk- 52 years old (02/14/1969)
  2. Mark Long- 49 years old (06/02/71)
  3. Syrus Yarbrough- 49 years old (09/12/71)
  4. Teck Holmes - 45 years old (1976)
  5. Ruthie Alcaide- 44 years old (01/12/77)
  6. Laterrian Wallace- 43 years old (06/27/77)
  7. Yes Duffy- 42 years old (03/23/78)
  8. Ace Amerson- 41 years old (03/22/79)
  9. Arissa Hill- 41 years old (04/29/79)
  10. Katie Doyle - 41 years old (06/25/79)
  11. Alton Williams- 41 years old (09/18/79)
  12. Trishelle Cannatella- 41 years old (11/04/79)
  13. Darrell Taylor- 41 years old (11/05/79)
  14. Kendal Sheppard- 40 years old (04/09/80)
  15. Jisela Delgado- 40 years old (12/14/80)
  16. Aneesa Ferreira- 39 years old (09/11/81)
  17. Eric Banks- 39 (11/13/81)
  18. Derrick Kosinski- 37 years old (08/17/83)
  19. Nehemiah Clark- 35 years old (11/21/85)
  20. Kellyanne Judd- 34 years old (05/23/86)
  21. Jemmye Carroll- 32 Years old (08/05/88)
  22. Jonna Mannion- 32 Years old (11/10/88)
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The Reason Why Every Competitor Can Be Considered an "All-Star".

As many of us know, the spinoff titled The Challenge: All-Stars premiers tomorrow(04/01/21).

I already see some people on the internet complaining about the cast, because most of the competitors shouldn't be "all-stars". The truth is, there are so many different ways to become an "all-star", whether it be personality, charisma, athleticism, season victories, iconic moments, etc.

Below, I listed every competitor, the original Bunim-Murray Productions(BMP) season they were on, and the most recent season they competed in, and why I think they are an all-star.

Ace Amerson(The Real World: Paris)

Most recent Challenge season competed on: The Inferno 3.

Why he's an All-Star: This is a tough one for some people to grasp, but Ace was the ultimate "good guy", and even joked about how bad of a competitor he was on Battle of the Sexes 2. I'll never forget his exit quote on that season: "The first time, I went home first, this time, I went home second, and the next time, I'm going home third"(for the record, he wasn't the third competitor eliminated on his third season).

Alton Williams II(The Real World: Las Vegas(2002).

The most recent Challenge season competed on: Battle of the Seasons(2012)l

Why he's an All-Star: Aside from the fact he's a champion, he's also arguably the most athletic physical athlete in the history of this show. The man was a freak of nature, especially when it came to climbing.

Aneesa Ferreira(The Real World: Chicago)

Most recent season competed on: Double Agents.

Why she's an All-Star: Because she never, ever gives up. Despite her struggles at times, she will always try, and her perseverance, even when she's completely doubted, is always there. One could also argue she's the best female competitor who has never won a season to ever compete on this show.

Arissa Hill(The Real World: Las Vegas(2002)**

Most recent season competed on: Battle of the Sexes 2.

Why she's an All-Star: In my opinion, this is a tough one to defend. First of all, she wasn't the most exciting competitor, and she didn't have any iconic moments. Second of all, she was only on one season, and was basically dragged to the Final Challenge, due to her lack of athleticism. I guess it's the fact her Women's Team had drama surrounding her(but not necessarily caused by Arissa herself). Anyway...

Beth Stolarczyk(The Real World: Los Angeles)

Most recent season she competed on:

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Quick trivia question v.2

A lot of competitors have competed in 5 or more seasons. Most of them made some good money from the winnings, but some have not even made $1 in prize money. How many competitors in the 5-timers club have made $0 in winnings?

Bonus question: which one of these competitors was on the most shows without winning money and on how many shows were they?

Bonus bonus question: name all of the 5-timers who won no money.

>!11!<

>!Shane Landrum, 7 seasons!<

>!Shane Landrum, Danny Jamieson, Big Easy, Tony Raines, Tyrie Ballard, Amanda Garcia, Brandon Nelson, Jonna Mannion, Kam Williams, Marie Roda, Ryan Kehoe and i'm just going to type some random shit here to make it look like there are like 50 names here so people dont just guess based on the width of my spoilerbar. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalala fuck Fessy lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal.!<

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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Do you love /u/auscrisos's fight card elimination graphics? Do you hate them, but *love* criticizing the heights, weights and stats? Please help him by filling out this survey!

We need a few good men and women to take on a big volunteer task for us--one that will help improve /u/auscrisos's player profiles and fight card elimination graphics for the upcoming Challenge: All Stars season.

The better the participation, the better the final products will be. But more importantly: If you see this and choose not to pitch in, you forfeit your right to complain about the heights, weights and ratings on the eventual graphics. (Kidding! This is Reddit, complaining is what we do.) [No, but seriously, please help.]

I might regret this, but in an attempt to make the surveys less daunting, I've made individual forms for each cast member. You can fill out a survey for one cast member or all the cast members.

Please do your best. Obviously we haven't seen some of these people in 10+ years, and the sample sizes aren't always great for eating, swimming, puzzles, etc. But we need values for everyone, so have some fun with it and take some educated guesses.

To help with heights and weights, I am pinning some cast photos as the top comment below. Heights and weights are the one big addition since the Double Agents surveys. They are by far the most scrutinized aspect of his submissions, so we figured why not crowdsource them and put the onus on the community, instead of faulty Google results.

Women Surveys

  1. Aneesa Ferreira

  2. Arissa Hill

  3. Beth Stolarczyk

  4. Jemmye Carroll

  5. Jisela Delgado

  6. Jonna Mannion

  7. Katie Cooley

  8. KellyAnne Judd

  9. Kendal Sheppard

  10. Ruthie Alcaide

  11. Trishelle Cannatella

Men Surveys

  1. Ace Amerson

  2. Alton Williams

  3. Darrell Taylor

  4. Derrick Kosinski

  5. Eric "Big Easy" Banks

  6. Laterrian Wallace

  7. Mark Long

  8. Nehemiah Clark

  9. Syrus Yarbrough

  10. [T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NattyB
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mannheimd
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Thoughts on All Stars, just need to put them into the world.

After seeing the lineup for All Stars, I am exciting. There are some head scratchers. But overall, I’m looking forward to it and it should be fun. Having TJ as the host brings a sense of legitimacy so it’s not feeling like a β€œchamps vs pros” type game. I will break down the cast and maybe fantasy book a few people in that either got slighted or couldn’t be on the show for reasons unknown, or maybe that I’m unaware.

The ladies:

Aneesa Ferreira: Ok. Yes!! She is an OG and an All Star. Hands down a female face of the franchise. My only beef with this is that she is still an active competitor in current seasons. But I can’t argue her being here.

Arissa Hill: One challenge in the past. I could take or leave her. Doesn’t really fit the Bill as an All Star. In my fantasy booking, she would be replaced by someone more deserving like Coral.

Beth Stolarczyk: Ohhhh Beth. I cannot stand Beth. BUT... taking emotions out of this, she’s done 7 Challenges, and is a true OG. I think she deserves a spot here.

Jemmye Carroll: Though she has done 7 challenges, she hasn’t won a single one or really left an impact. I wouldn’t consider her and All Star, but she can be fun and bring some good drama. From a competition level I’d fantasy book Rachel Robinson in her place.

Jisela Delgado: Honestly I don’t really recall many of her seasons. She is a True OG. I’ll leave this one alone for that reason.

Jonna Mannion: Jonna is a cute lovable lady. I truly like her and her larger than life, never back down personality. However, I don’t consider her an All Star. 5 challenges is a good amount. But idk if I’d cast her here. I’d fantasy book Veronica Portillio in her spot, but look forward to seeing Jonna again for her personality on the show.

Katie Cooley: Formerly Doyle, Katie is a True OG. All Star is a bit strong, but I’m excited to see her back and think she is truly deserving of a spot on the show. Her having a challenge win does cements that for me.

KellyAnne Judd: With 4 challenges under her belt and 0 wins, I could take or leave KellyAnn for this season. I’m not a huge fan of her personally but I’ll leave this one alone. In my fantasy booking, I’d replace her with Tina Bridges.

Kendal Sheppard: I don’t have a lot of memories of Kendal. But with 1 challenge and 1 win, she’s batting 100. I put her in the take her or leave her category, but fantasy booking, I’d put Evelyn in her spot.

Ruthie Alcaide: Don’t play. True OG. True All Star. The heart of the Leon (as turbo would

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bignan5
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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Has anyone heard of the show Endurance? How does it compare to Survivor?

I got into survivor kinda late through MTV's The Challenge and The entire cast was pumping Natalie up and I ended up watching survivor (...Every..single.. season lol)

Anyway, one of the contestants on the Challenge, Jonna Mannion, was on a show called Endurance.

I remember seeing a trailer for it a while back and I honestly thought it was called Survivor Juniors, and it took me forever to find the actual show again until now lol.

I was wondering if anyone here was a fan of the series and how it compares to survivor?

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ’£πŸŒ‹ All Stars Season 2 Official Elimination Megathread - SPOILERS! πŸ’£πŸŒ‹

Welcome to /r/MTVChallenge's elimination thread for the second season of The Challenge: All Stars.

Spoiler season has arrived! πŸŽ„πŸŽ

If you are only interested in seeing the cast of All Stars Season 2 and none of the leaked elimination results, please retreat now and follow this link.

##HIT THE BACK BUTTON ON YOUR BROWSER NOW IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN UNSPOILED ON THE RESULTS OF THE STILL UN-AIRED ALL STARS SEASON 2!

#πŸ’£SPOILER ALERT!πŸŒ‹


All spoilers are thanks to Pink Rose and her team at Vevmo!

Shout out also to @GamerVev, who is posting updates to this Twitter thread.


Updated as of: ~5:20pm EDT August 29th

(Newest updates are listed first)

  • Check out this infographic from u/rynthms with the final placements and a rough timeline

  • 2nd, 3rd and 4th placements added below! 🚨

  • Jodi+Brad were eliminated by Janelle+Darrell just before the final

  • Jasmine+Laterrian were eliminated by Melinda+Nehemiah

  • Casey and Cohutta DQ'd

  • Tyler was eliminated by Laterrian

  • Steve was eliminated by Teck

  • Katie was eliminated by Ayanna

  • Each first place finisher takes home $250,000

  • 1st place finishers added below! 🚨

  • Sophia was eliminated by Jodi

  • Ryan was eliminated by Cohutta

  • Tina quit in her elimination with Melinda

  • Tina was eliminated by Melinda

  • Derrick was eliminated by Brad

  • Leah was eliminated by Ayanna

  • Derek was eliminated by Nehemiah

  • Our finalists! (Image credit: PinkRose)

  • Jasmine Reynaud Fougere added to the elimination list

  • Laterrian Wallace added to the elimination list

  • Casey Cooper added to the elimination list

  • Cohutta Grindstaff added to the elimination list

  • Tyler Duckworth added to the elimination list

  • Kendal Sheppard confirmed out, did not return after 2nd quarantine

  • Kendal added to eliminaition list and then removed from elimination list within 30 minutes

  • The cast is back in quarantine due to a crew member breaking Covid protocol

  • Tina Barta added to the elimi

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Match Thread: Manchester City Women vs Chelsea Women | FA Women's Super League

#FT: Manchester City Women 2-2 Chelsea Women

Manchester City Women scorers: Chloe Kelly (29'), Lauren Hemp (74')

Chelsea Women scorers: Sam Kerr (25'), Pernille Harder (34' PEN)


Venue: Academy Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Manchester City Women

Ellie Roebuck, Lucy Bronze, Demi Stokes, Alex Greenwood, Abby Dahlkemper, Sam Mewis (Georgia Stanway), Caroline Weir, Keira Walsh, Ellen White (Rose Lavelle), Chloe Kelly, Lauren Hemp.

Subs: Janine Beckie, Laura Coombs, Karina Benameur, Aoife Mannion, Jessica Park, Esme Morgan, Millie Davies.

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Chelsea Women

Ann-Katrin Berger, Jonna Andersson, Millie Bright, Jessica Carter, Sophie Ingle, Melanie Leupolz, Ji Soyun (Guro Reiten), Fran Kirby (Beth England), Erin Cuthbert, Pernille Harder (Niamh Charles), Sam Kerr.

Subs: Carly Telford, Jessie Fleming, Hannah Blundell, Zecira Musovic, Drew Spence, Jorja Fox.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

25' Sam Kerr Goal

29' Chloe Kelly Goal

34' Pernille Harder Penalty - Scored

62' On: Niamh Charles|Off: Pernille Harder

64' On: Rose Lavelle|Off: Ellen White

74' Lauren Hemp Goal

75' On: Georgia Stanway|Off: Sam Mewis

77' Alex Greenwood Yellow Card

77' On: Guro Reiten|Off: Ji Soyun

90' On: Beth England|Off: Fran Kirby


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The Chelsea FC Women 2021/22 Season Preview

#Introduction

Welcome to the Chelsea FC Women 2021/22 Season Preview! This post will take a look at the season ahead for Emma Hayes and her team, as well as summarising our business over the summer, the current state of the squad, and how you can follow the Blues on and off the pitch.

###This post is long – so feel free to skip to the end for a briefer overview!

Chelsea are set to kick off the 2021/22 season with a tough away fixture in the Women’s Super League, against London rivals Arsenal, who finished third in the league last year. Chelsea are defending champions, having won our second consecutive title in May – the first time in the club’s history we’ve won back-to-back league titles.

Last season was arguably the greatest in Chelsea FC Women’s history. As well as winning the WSL, Chelsea also won the League Cup for the second straight year, and reached the Women’s Champions League final for the first time. Although Chelsea were humbled 4-0 in that final by a brilliant Barcelona side, it remained a historic achievement for the Blues, and a big step forward in our quest to win the Holy Grail of the European Cup – which has been the clear goal that Hayes and the club have worked towards over the past several years.

Chelsea are also still in the running for the 2020/21 FA Cup, which due to postponements caused by the COVID-19 pandemic is set to conclude this autumn – meaning Chelsea could still make it a domestic treble (technically). Chelsea travel to Birmingham City at the end of September, for our quarter-final tie.

Whilst last summer heralded the arrival of world record transfer and superstar Pernille Harder, this window has been quieter for Chelsea – see later in this post for a breakdown of our incomings and outgoings.

As always, the expectation for Chelsea FC Women is trophies – with the Blues most people’s favourites for the WSL title. If Hayes’ side win the league, it would be the first time any club has won three titles in a row since the WSL was rebranded in 2011. Chelsea’s participation in the League Cup, both this season and last season’s FA Cups, and the Women’s Champions League, means it’ll be another busy year, who will be aiming to win every competition we compete in.

Following the end of the domestic season, England will then host the Women’s European Championships – initially slated for 2021, and delayed for one year due to the pandemic. Chelsea have a squad stuffed full of internationals, many of whom will be involved in the s

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