Dear, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

You're name is my name too!

Sincerely,

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.

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Dad told me this when I was about 6.

Me: Dad, who is the most famous guy in the world? (Serious question)

Dad: (Totally Deadpan) John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt.

Me: Why's he so famous?

Dad: (Again, totally deadpan). His name is my name too.

I don't think he even looked up at me to answer either question, and certainly didn't miss a beat.

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