Jo Cals Puns

TONIGHT THROUGH ALL HALLOW'S EVE, THE PHISH FROM VERMONT WILL ENGAGE IN AN OLD FASHIONED FREAK OUT OF THE INNOCENT, UNAWARE CITIZENS OF VEGAS. WATCH AS THE LIGHTS SHUTTER AND SPARK! FEEL THE VIBRATIONS PASSING THROUGH YOU! SMELL THE PATCHULI SCENTED MASSES! HEAR THE FUNK SIREN GO BWOOOOOOOOooooo BWOOOOOooooooo! CATCH ALL (SOME) OF THE ACTION HERE, WHERE WE FOLLOW ALONG AND DISCUSS THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION WHILE WE WATCH AND LISTEN FROM AFAR!

Tonight's Agenda:

• Doses: 5:00pm PDT
• Doors: 6:30pm PDT
• Show Time: 7:30pm PDT
• (n) indicates approximate length of song in minutes. Send OP first set info.

Set I: (Start:8:08 , End: 9:23ish) 2001 > 1999 -> 555 -> 46 Days, Strawberry Letter 23, 20 Years Later

Set II: (Start: 10:01, End: 11:16 ) 7 Below (~6 π) > If 6 was 9^(1) (~4.1 π ) > Five Years (~2.2 π) > Two Versions of Me^(2) (~2.7 π ) > NO2 (~ π ) > Army of One (~1.4 π ) > My Sweet One (~.8 π ) > First Tube (~3.3 π)> Character Zero (~2.5 π)

Encore (show ends 11:32 pm): Backwards Down the Number Line^(3 ,) Grind II

Notes:

1 Jimi Hendrix cover from Axis: Bold as Love

2 435 show gap last played in '09

3 Much love to JoLo, he would have loved this. Aly and crew in Vegas, if you're reading this -- we love you :)

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Three official posters for this weekend: https://imgur.com/a/PUlobB7

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Pre-Show and Intermission Tunes:

• David Grisman Quintet @ Austin City Limits, 1980
  • https://youtu.be/ViXuYvCtX1I
• Primus definitely sucking at Woodstock ‘94
  • https://youtu.be/7JUVbBRLxo4

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Good evening /r/phish! This is _terrapin_ coming back at you for my third setlist thread of the year. My first two were this summer for the Alpharetta run, and what a great time we had!

I think if there is one theme from this fall tour so far is, “expect the unexpected.” I got to catch my third hometown Chula show and I am so grateful to have been there. Almost 7 years to the date from my first Phish show, where my cousin in New York sent me pit tickets in the mail and assured me I would have a good time. I’ve been “hooked” ever since. Get it…. Hooked?

So this past week, my children, wife, and eventually myself all got sick with this nasty RSV (respiratory system virus) so I had to miss the Forum, Santa Barbara, and the DeadCo show at Chula as well. Still quarantining it u

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

In this post, I explore racial preferences at elite universities in the United States. This main points can be outlined in the following two parts:

• First, I outline the basic racial demographics of the top universities and of the highest achievers among high school students, highlighting the influence of massive racial preferences in the admissions processes of our elite universities. Next, I estimate the demography of top universities after separating Jewish and non-Jewish whites. Surprisingly, my estimates suggest that non-Jewish whites are perhaps the most under-represented racial group at elite institutions.
• After documenting the demographics of America's elite universities, I review studies that attempt to quantify the magnitude and patterns of racial preferences at selective universities. These studies show that, while elite universities have massive preferences for black and Hispanic applicants, there are little to no preferences for low-SES or low-income applicants (particularly for poor whites). Finally, I end the post by explaining why racial preferences at elite universities are important.

Note:

• This is a snippet of my full post due to reddit length limitations. See here for the full post, with more details, elaboration, and visual graphs/charts.
• All calculations (and sources) for the demographic data at each university is available here.

Demographics of elite universities

Before presenting the demographics of students at elite universities, we should first understand the racial demographics of the college-aged portion of the general population so that we have a baseline to use for comparison. Recent census data hosted by the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES) contains estimates of the population disaggregated by different age groups. One of the age groups includes individuals between the ages of 18 and 24 years old. I'll use this age group as an estimate of the college-aged population. This data shows that, as of 2020, the percentage of the population within this age range by race/ethnicity was as follows:

• White (52.9%)
• Hispanic (23.1%)
• Black (14.0%)
• Asian (5.7%)
• Multi-racial (3.3%)
• American Indian / Alaska Native (0.8%)
• Pacific Islander (0.

Pilot on me!!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

This week is an iconic one - let's get started!

JANUARY 10TH

RHOA, S8E10, 2016

Lauren and Porsha talk through the issues about Porsha being mad about Lauren's pregnancy, and Porsha asks why she told her so late. Lauren says she was worried she'd upset Porsha, as she's the older sister and wanted kids before her.

Kenya and her father go to a family reunion in Detroit and on the way Kenya makes a stop at her mother's house and knocks at the door. She hears her mom lock the door, but her mom never acknowledges her despite her pleas from outside and Kenya leaves broken-hearted, and her dad tells her he told her so. Once at the family reunion, Kenya decks everyone out in t-shirts with "Kenya's Family Reunion" on them, and calls her grandma - the one who raised her - a "sassy raccoon". Excuse me, what?

https://preview.redd.it/1qlmv4op9pa81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=0edd25dccff89e35f08ffa8da4148bba1af4bbf9

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RHOBH, S7E6, 2017

Kyle, forever tainted by season two's game night, hires a professional game night planner - Dana - I'm kidding, their name is Cal. When the women arrive, Dorit fawns over Eden calling her "adorable" and "a beautiful girl", and talks about liking skinny dipping and practically invited Eden to a heated pool.. and this is the same woman who didn't defend Denise, alright! Dorit even asks Eden if she's a lesbian.

The women bring up panty gate - again, as there's nothing the Beverly Hills women like more than Chilean sea bass and a beating a horse that's just bones - and Kim Richards asks why it's a big deal at their age for a woman not to wear underwear. As always, it turns into a fight between Kim and Rinna.

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RHONJ, S8E13, 2018 (FINALE)

Siggy's son JOSH-UA let her know he got into Penn State, which just delights her.

Teresa takes two of her dorters to see their dad, and we don't see anything as cameras are obviously not allowed.

Marge is having a party in her unfinished house, but the party planner makes it look great. Everyone arrives, but Dolores comes with bad news - Siggy is in the hospital. Danielle rolls her eyes while she hears Siggy badly hurt her ankle. We cut to a scene where Siggy is moaning at the bottom of the stairs, and we are

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

After all his first name is No-vac