A list of puns related to "Jinan incident"
Currently the Chinese theater in Hoi4 does not work like it did historically. Either China is able to do well and immediately hold off the Japanese with relative ease(especially AI), or Japan steamrolls China. This obviously is not how the war went and historically the war was swift Japanese advance in the north Chinese plain, while it got bogged down in central and southern China's hilly/mountainous terrain where the war stalled to a relative stalemate for years, with slow advances on cities like Wuhan, Changde and lastly the city of Changsha which took the Japanese four offensives to take over just to lose it soon after.
Obviously the upcoming combat rework will vastly change the nature of fighting, and as such my ideas and other such things for China could be fixed mostly by just abolishing the 20/40w meta, but in any case I will still write these ideas.
So I already explained the main problem that China has, that the war moves too much in either direction and doesn't develop to a stalemate. Now I have a few ideas on how the war could be improved:
-Make the communists more capable of inflicting more damage on territories occupied by Japan. Make them capable of severely hurting the Japanese logistics and requiring them to spend substantial resources on ensuring the railway aren't unusable 24/7 due to sabotage.
-Add the battle of Shanghai in the form of an event. The fact China is easily able to hold it is imo just unrealistic and as such this is my idea: An event will fire when the historical date comes up telling about the incident in Shanghai, with the separate state of Shanghai becoming controlled by Japan, while two or more garrison divisions spawn in this province. This would add the historical battle of Shanghai to the game automatically, force the Chinese to divert divisions to either deal with or contain the Japanese beach head and give Japan an early springboard for visiting Shanghai. This would also create a struggle against time between China and Japan, as Japan would attempt to ship proper divisions to the city as soon as possible, while the Chinese would attempt to recapture the city before the Japanese reinforcements arrive.
-The bonuses to defense and offense through decisions and national spirits could be reworked imo. Give China a defensive buff to mountain and hill terrain as it was in such places that Chinese forces did better and were able to hold off the Japanese.
Have the bonuses be gradual in the way that they are link
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Itβs for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
You look for the fresh prints!
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