I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.
His name is Manuel.
Because you'll get Corona Iris.
Itβs already gone viral.
Itβs in a corona-logical order.
Im now an alcoholic.
Because I canβt stop looking achoo
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
Bartender says, βThat will be $20.20.β
Bartender says: thatβll be $20.20
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
I think theyβre Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess heβs Putin her life at stake.
Now I have corona and lymes
Because they Are iceolated
I mean, its called Germ-many
pick-achoo
People said it was tasteless.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
He did a lovely job of the landing.
Adding a conversation with my gf:
"How are you π·?"
"I'm a bit π· but I'd be π· if you were here π·π·π·."
It's getting really confusint guys
Because theyβre anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)
the local origami society has folded.
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
But it used to spread by COVID wagons
..Oneβs a Corona virus and the otherβs a Verona crisis.
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Itβs a long story...
They got it right off the bat
Bartender says, βThatβll be $20.20.β
The bartender says, βthatβll be $20.20β
Bartenders says, βThatβll be $20.20β
Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"
...he orders a Corona and two Hurricanes. The bartender says sure, thatβll be $20.20.
Man: Can I have a corona and two hurricanes please
Bartender: That'll be $20.20.
A message from Corona.
