I have a joke about Corona Virus.

I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Whenever I assemble my IKEA furniture I always seek the advice of a friend.

His name is Manuel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Why shouldn't you stare at the Sun?

Because you'll get Corona Iris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abydocomistdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.

It’s already gone viral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arabindamuley33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Hit song of 2020?

My Corona

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πŸ‘€︎ u/returntim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A message from Corona:

Stay Positive !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Effects of Corona
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a β€˜first catch’ basis...

It’s in a corona-logical order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I tested myself for corona

Im now an alcoholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsanii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?

Because I can’t stop looking achoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and 2 huricanes...

Bartender says, β€œThat will be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GilreanEstel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.

The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Usain Bolt has Corona virus

I guess there is something that can catch up to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gfy4dsny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I heard a country finally has a Corona vaccine...

I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoticpix93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Got bit by a sheep tic amidst this pandemic

Now I have corona and lymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbonemistake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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There Are No corona on greenland

Because they Are iceolated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbagg5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotnobackbone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What PokΓ©mon caught Corona?

pick-achoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amigodojaspion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I made a Corona joke the other day

People said it was tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0PPR3550R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.

Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?

Me: of coarse!

Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!

Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?

Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!

I love my grandpa lol made me laugh

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I have had a decorator in this week. Turns out he is normally a Pilot for BA, but has been furloughed due to Corona.

He did a lovely job of the landing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Messy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Texting during corona is very confusing.

Adding a conversation with my gf:

"How are you 😷?"

"I'm a bit 😷 but I'd be 😷 if you were here 😷😷😷."

It's getting really confusint guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuDe1214
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why can’t ants get the corona virus?

Because they’re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zammieknowsall
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...

the local origami society has folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?

At a shop on the road to Damaskus...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regfol31
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Bats not only cause Corona, they could also cause bad puns. v.redd.it/rejaq9nx7sx41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Apparently the corona virus has been around since the 1800s

But it used to spread by COVID wagons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigtheweasel
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What’s the difference between Covid 19 and Romeo & Juliet?

..One’s a Corona virus and the other’s a Verona crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?

It’s a long story...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

The bartender says, β€œthat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes

Bartenders says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joey_m47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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So a guys walks into a bar...

...he orders a Corona and two Hurricanes. The bartender says sure, that’ll be $20.20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spearhead30
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A man goes to bar in New Orleans

Man: Can I have a corona and two hurricanes please

Bartender: That'll be $20.20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unpopular-Truth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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You're so positive

A message from Corona.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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