Jay Jays Puns

A list of puns related to "Jay Jays"

Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.

Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.

"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.

Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."

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👤︎ u/JinTaisa
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.

He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.

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👤︎ u/mcdofras
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What happened to the man who stepped on a blue jay

He was arrested for jaywalking

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👤︎ u/TripleH501
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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My name is Jay and we are an Icelandish family. My wife and I could never come up with a name for our son.

So he is called Json

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👤︎ u/stent_kush
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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My friend Jay had twin daughters, and decided to name them after him.

They are named Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married?

Feyoncè

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👤︎ u/Proudie
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Did you know who Beyoncé was, before she married Jay Z?

His Fiancé

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👤︎ u/vajaybajay
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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What floats Jay-Z's boat?

Buoyancé.

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👤︎ u/CraigJSmith-Himself
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Found a baby blue jay on the ground. Not sure what to do with it.
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👤︎ u/CriticalGeode
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,

since he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool

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👤︎ u/joespofforth
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Jay-Z is back on Spotify

I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.

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👤︎ u/jerrygergichsmith
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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I’m surprised they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby given all his experience.

He already played Green Lantern AND Deadpool

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👤︎ u/snake_lamp
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did jay z call his wife before they while they were engaged?

Feyoncè

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👤︎ u/aheadassnigga
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Jay Z was recently diagnosed with OCD, but he seems pretty happy about it.

He now has an even 100 problems.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?

Neither team plays professional level Hockey.

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👤︎ u/manicmoose13
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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I passed a store today. It said "Jay's Windows:"

"Bringing relief to your breaks and panes."

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👤︎ u/rogue-wolf
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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What did Jay-z call his girlfriend before marrying her?

Feyonce

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👤︎ u/hamzagt
📅︎ Dec 16 2016
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Speaking of Jay-Z, B asked him to clean up his video games. When she came back, she was pretty ticked off.

"What's wrong?" "I can see your Halo"

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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What does jay z get from Wendy’s?

444

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👤︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
📅︎ Jan 07 2018
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Watching the Royals / Blue Jays

Me: that pitcher just threw a cheeseburger at the catcher.

Son: what?

Me: yeah, it was a 100 mph slider.

My sons all laugh and the wife rolls her eyes. I'll take it.

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👤︎ u/reddof
📅︎ Oct 24 2015
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My friend Jay recently had twins, and wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend Jay had twins recently, and he wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyoncé

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👤︎ u/kaulmejitesh
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyoncé.

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👤︎ u/Chanzy94
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kaye and Elle.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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My friend Jay just had twin daughters and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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My friend Jay just had twins and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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My friend Jay just had twins, and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé before they got married?

Feyoncé

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👤︎ u/enchantdfaerie
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyoncè

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👤︎ u/SuspectedAphid
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What did Jay-Z call his wife, before they got married?

Feyonce.

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👤︎ u/fizzicist
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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Jay Z

What did Jay Z call Beyonće before they were married?

Fiancée.

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👤︎ u/EniktheSleestak
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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When Jay-Z got engaged to his wife, what did he call her?

His feyonce

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👤︎ u/spinner899
📅︎ Jun 07 2016
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