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Note: This is not all that serious of a suggestion.

Since Gus is a big game hunter who is presumably connected to the poaching operations going on, as well as having hunted the world over, we should be able to work for him and go on hunts (as well as fishing trips).

I'd imagine it would work something like this: Gus has a new role called something like "Big Game Hunter" and you can go up to him and select an option to pay RDO$ to go hunting or fishing somewhere in the world (think of like how you have to buy mash for Moonshine or materials for Crips). This would bring you out of the session sort of like a story mission.

From there the options could be: Hunting Golden Eagles, Boar, Wolves, Bear, Deer, Moose, and Elk throughout Europe; hunting European Bison, Eurasian Bear, Saiga Antelope, and Siberian Tigers in Russia; hunting Woodland Bison, Musk Ox, Seals, Walruses, and Polar Bears (plus the regular animals you find in the states) in Canada; hunting Jaguars, Macaws, Giant Tortoises, Andean Condors, Anacondas, Caiman, Sea Iguanas, and Tapirs in Central and South America; hunting Tigers, Snow Leopards, Water Buffalo, Indian Lions, Javan Rhinos, Indian Elephants, Orangutans, Cobras, Chinese Alligators, Sloth Bears, and Pandas in Asia; hunting Kangaroos, Tasmanian Tigers, Komodo Dragons, and Saltwater Crocodiles in Oceania; and hunting Elephants, Wildebeest, Rhinos, Hippos, Zebras, Antelope, Giraffes, Lions, Leopards, Cheetahs, Cape Buffalo, Warthogs, Gorillas, Guinea fowl, Grey Parrots, Giant Frogs, Pythons, Hyenas, and African Wild Dogs in Africa. All of the large and medium animals would have corresponding Legendary Variants.

Fishing trips across the various continents and oceans would require different rods, lures, baits, and gear for ice fishing, deep sea fishing, and so on. Some fish that would need to be included are Wels Catfish, Carp, Cod, Herring, Paddlefish, Manta Rays, Sunfish, Coelacanth, Tuna, Swordfish, Marlin, Great White Sharks, Tiger Sharks, Goliath Grouper, Sea Bass, and like 6 different smaller tropical fish. All of the large fish would have corresponding Legendary Variants.

The hunting trips themselves should last 1 in-game week, and the fishing trips should last 3 in-game days (with an option to return home early), allowing you to hunt and fish to your heart's content. While on a hunt or fishing inland you should be able to set up a temporary camp with guides and porters and while fishing on the ocean the boat should act like a mob

So you've seen that the PZ modding community has found a way to make new animal mods that don't replace our already existing ones. We've seen some really great quality animals uploaded over the past week and there's no sign of slowing down. But maybe you're thinking "Eh, so what? How big of an impact can this really have?"

Well, allow me to try and prove it to you. Here's a list of animals that would take relatively little effort to make, in terms of skinning, texturing and messing around with models. Coding is coding no matter what though. I ordered this based off of alphabetical official animals, if you were curious. Also worth mentioning some of these have already been made, just not in the new method.

• Asian water buffalo
• African forest elephant
• African spurred tortoise (Also known as sulcata tortoise)
• Vietnamese giant centipede
• Wisent
• Dromedary camel
• Brazilian tapir
• Malayan tapir
• Sumatran tiger
• Indochinese tiger
• Malayan tiger
• Red-tailed boa
• Sumatran orangutan
• Cape pangolin
• Capuchin monkey (There's 12 other species)
• Somali ostrich
• Black caiman
• Rocky mountain bighorn sheep
• Moon bear
• Arabian oryx
• False gharial
• Any number of poison dart frog species
• James' flamingo
• American flamingo
• Andean flamingo
• Lesser flamingo
• Chilean flamingo
• Rhinoceros iguana
• Harbor seal
• Syrian brown bear
• Amur brown bear
• Green peafowl
• Javan rhinoceros
• Long tailed macaque
• Short tailed macaque
• Emperor penguin (Adult at least, infants are quite different)
• Goanna
• Perentie
• Alpaca
• Grevy's zebra
• Mountain zebra
• Przewalski's wild horse
• Somali wild donkey
• Gray kangaroo
• Any wallaby species pretty much
• Black-and-white ruffed lemur
• Masai giraffe
• Angolan giraffe
• Somali giraffe
• Nile crocodile
• Northern cassowary
• Dwarf cassowary
• Mexican wolf
• Red wolf

Even if we only got just those animals, we would have anywhere from 50-75ish new animals. The same amount as the base game, entirely for free. Pretty crazy.

And again, this is just the tip of the iceberg. I didn't even include some animals like the Aoudad, which LionRider made from the Dall sheep. The Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep requires even less editing to make. The possibilities are nearly limitless! Big things ahead for this communitity.

PS. Please don't pester modders to make this or that, unless they specifically ask for requests. They do this for free after all!

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

..... Will get a reward.

Well, toucan play at that game.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

WiI was temp banned on r/wallstreetbets for apparently advertising, if that's what they call this post. Oh well, pinning this on profile for visibility

DISCLAIMER- This list is just off the top of my head; if you have more suggestions, please comment and I will add them.

Animals that NEED funding- Pygmy Hog, Amur Leopard, Javan Rhino, Vultures(almost any species; preferrably Asian), Vaquita, Sea turtles (any species), any Penguin species, White winged wood duck, Pandas (preferrably Red Pandas; Giant pandas get enough funds), Giant Tortoises, Gharials, threatened frogs and snakes, Pangolins

Animals whose funding helps 🦍 like us- Gorillas, Chimps, Orangutans, Bonobos, Golden Langurs (yes, I know its a monkey), Gibbons

Umbrella species who's conservation helps many other species as well- Any Rhino, tigers, lions (Preferrably Asiatic), elephant, Bears (consider Sun bears and Polar bears), Crocodilians (Crocodiles, Caiman, Alligators, Gharial and False Gharial), cetaceans (Whales, manatees, dugongs, dolphins), Snow Leopards

Specieswise options listed below (also contains species not listed above):

2 good places to adopt a variety of abovementioned species would be- https://support.wwf.org.uk/adopt-an-animal and https://www.worldanimalfoundation.com/adoptananimalkits/adopt-a-wild-animal/

Gorillas- https://gorillafund.org/get-involved/

Orangutans- https://www.orangutan.org.au/adopt/

Chimpanzees- https://shop.janegoodall.org/chimpguardian

Bonobos- https://bonobosuk.org/adopt-a-bonobo/be-involved/ or https://adoptananimalkits.ecwid.com/Adopt-A-Bonobo-p86316806 or https://www.bonobos.org/get-involved (the last one is not an adoption, but is the best non-profit charity for bonobos) or https://www.apeinitiative.org/

Primates in general- https://monkeyworld.org/our-primates/adopt-a-primate/ (credits u/Zaiteria)

A great org I know personally which allows adoption of all sorts of Asian reptiles. They're great people- https://madrascrocodilebank.org/web/adopt_a_reptile

One of the biggest brown bear sanctuaries in Europe- https://millionsoffriends.org/en/shop/ (credits to u/johnny_snq)

Rescued Asian Elephants- https://www.thecareprojectfoundation.org/donation/ (credits to u/CryOfTheBlackBirds)

Sea Turtles- https://conserveturtles.org/support-stc-join-stc-and-adopt-a-turtle/ and https://marinelife.org/help/adopt/

Giant Tortoises- https://www.galapagos.org/shop/#!/Adopt-a-Tortoise-US-&-Canada-Shipping-Only/c/2536244 and https://galapagosconservation.or

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Because they work on many levels

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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Japan.

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

second hand stores!

it's Hans free now..

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

and not:

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

It’s for Hispanic attacks