Instead of PB&J sandwich, I accidentally gave my son chopped onion into his lunch box

He cried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rybavlimuzine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My son's first dad joke

My wife, 2 year old son, and I were traveling this past week and went through a drive thru for lunch. After finishing his meal, my son was trying to figure out what the bag said. Not being able to turn around and see what he is seeing, the following exchange took place.

Wife "Do you know what the letters are on the bag?"

Son "Yes!"

Wife " Tell me what the letters are"

Son "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!"

Me "Was that his first dad joke?"

Wife "He is definitely your son" and rolled her eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveh28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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