Yeah, it does look like you see the dent-ist.
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The Earth Ist Dangerous..

99.9999999% Of All Humans Are Dying On The Earth

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[German] Wenn ist das NunstΓΌck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EmpororJustinian
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What ist twice the size of the USA?

WSA

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GusWng
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Nein du verdammter Nebel!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Letterhead-Special
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Das a title
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drsmiley72
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No matter how kind you are...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/consciousmonkeys
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A pun for all the German speakers here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LifeNerd
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That's smart

What do you call an inappropriate fruit?

A grape-ist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danklord_0
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Moss Cow
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serialchiller__
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What do you call someone who discriminates against aliens?

A space-ist!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/malgus2001
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I can vouch for this
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DannyHallam
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How could you steal his van though? πŸ˜‚
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttengine
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That's a foot and...
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Picky eater results in epic dad joke from my daughter...

My middle child, who loves rice, declined the yellow rice we offered him because apparently he only likes one type of rice.

Without missing a beat my daughter (11 y/o) exclaimed, "stop being rice-ist."

My job is done, clearly there is no more I can teach her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dr_Nik
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What is sweet and walks in the desert?

A Caramel

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/franzeyyz
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So excited
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bongnazi
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The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice

I told her that she’s rice-ist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoeJascoe
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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TannedCroissant
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How do you know so many dad jokes?

I have a dad-a-base.

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My wife brought home sushi the other night.

Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.

Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dadjokesig
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My German IT guy won't let me run the Microsoft Disk Operating System on my computer.

DOS ist verboten.

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Got my wife at the table tonight.

We were finishing dinner as my 2 year old ate some white rice. We are always trying to work nutritional foods into his diet.

My wife: "Think he'd eat brown rice?"

Me: "No. He's a rice-ist."

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So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,

I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...

So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.

Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cyberplasm
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When people say that all rice is the same, that's a little bit

Rice-ist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deadly_R
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Is it bad that I hate a certain race?

I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rockistar
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What do you call an Australian that will only eat short-grain rice?

A rice-ist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Random_Username_
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I'm boycotting all track and field events in the Olympics.

They're race-ist

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While in line at Chipotle...

My son and I are waiting in line at Chipotle. This guy next to me starts to order. Guy behind the counter asks him what kind of rice he would like. Guy next to me looks at both, considering brown or white. "White rice" he says. I look him directly in the eyes, pause a moment, and state, loud enough for the line and the employees to hear, "That's rice-ist".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lordpent
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I discriminate against people who don't parent their kids the way I parent my kids.

I'm a total raise-ist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kayneargand
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Dancing queen

My dad and I were talking about the civil war and the use of slaves and the freedom movement and the such a while ago, (he's a history teacher at the local high school). "Dancing Queen" came on the radio and he leaned over and said, "do you know what people who like this band should be called? Abba-listen-ists" and laughed by himself for a solid minute.

Please help

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fastersnail
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My daughter told me she didn't like brown rice.

I didn't realize I was raising a rice-ist.

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