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Richard Armitage as Toa Tahu
Irene Bedard as Toa Gali
Pedro Pascal as Toa Kopaka
Michael Fassbender as Toa Pohatu
Naveen Andrews as Toa Lewa
Jason Momoa as Toa Onua
Tom Hardy as Makuta
Viggo Mortensen as Turaga Vakama
Helen Mirren as Turaga Nokama
William Fichtner as Turaga Matau
Tony Todd as Turaga Onewa
Keith David as Turaga Whenua
Gary Oldman as Turaga Nuju
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Trios is included, too.
1990:
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Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore (Ghost)
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Kid 'n Play (House Party)
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Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern (Home Alone)
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Kevin Costner and Mary McDonnell (Dances with Wolves)
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Richard Gere and Julia Roberts (Pretty Woman)
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Johnny Depp and Amy Locance (Cry-Baby)
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Robert De Niro and Robin Williams (Awakenings)
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Meryl Streep and Shirley MacLaine (Postcard from the Edge)
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Johnny Deep and Winona Ryder (Edward Scissorhands)
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John Ritter and Michael Oliver (Problem Child)
1991:
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Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)
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Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon (Thelma & Louise)
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Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans (The Last Boy Scout)
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Anna Chlumsky and Macaulay Culkin (My Girl)
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Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia (The Addams Family)
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Wesley Snipes and Annabella Sciorra (Jungle Fever)
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Paige O'Hara and Robby Benson (Beauty and the Beast)
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Cuba Gooding Jr., Ice Cube, and Morris Chestnut (Boyz n the Hood)
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Frank Whaley and Jennifer Connelly (Career Opportunities)
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Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren (Showdown in Little Tokyo)
1992:
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Mike Myers and Dana Carvey (Wayne's World)
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Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct)
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Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson (White Men Can't Jump)
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Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny)
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Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman (Far and Away)
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Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston (The Bodyguard)
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Scott Weinger and Linda Larkin (Aladdin)
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Eddie Murphy and Halle Berry (Boomerang)
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Kid 'n Play (Class Act)
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Denzel Washington and Sarita Choudhury (Mississippi Masala)
1993:
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Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan (Sleepless in Seattle)
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Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington (Philadelphia)
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Jason Scott Lee and Lauren Holly (Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story)
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Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver (Dave)
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Johnny Depp and Mary Stuart Masterson (Benny & Joon)
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Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette (True Romance)
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Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore (Indecent Proposal)
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Robert De Niro and Lillo Brancato Jr. (A Bronx Tale)
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Janet Jackson and Tupac Shakur (Poetic Justice)
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Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer (Tombstone)
1994:
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Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock (Speed)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis (True Lies)
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John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction)
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Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels (Dumb and Dumber)
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Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt (Interview with the Vampire)
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Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman (The Shawshank
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
It occurred to me after watching the movie for the first time:
Every single Disney Princess was in a single scene along with their original voice actresses. With the exception of Snow White and Aurora, (whose original voice actresses have passed away and Aurora's voice actress who is currently 90), the other 11 were all there. I was able to instantly recognize all their voices.
Snow White - Adriana Caselotti (passed away)
Cinderella - Ilene Woods (passed away)
Aurora - Mary Costa (90 years old)
Ariel - Jodi Benson
Belle - Paige O'Hara
Jasmine - Linda Larkin
Pocahontas - Irene Bedard
Mulan - Ming-Na Wen
Tiana - Anika Noni Rose
Rapunzel - Mandy Moore
Merida - Kelly Macdonald
Moana - Auli’i Cravalho
Anna - Kristen Bell
Elsa - Idina Menzel
This single scene is an entire generations childhood, VHS collection, and Halloween costume history in roughly 4 minutes. To me, it is the equivalent to the Avengers: Endgame scene with every MCU character at once.
I hope I am not the only one who feels this way.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
