A list of puns related to "International Stakes"
(For context, my mom is a vegetarian. Sorry if there are formatting issues.)
Dad: Your mom can't eat these tomatoes.
Sister: Why not?
Dad: Because they touched a stake!
And the second one:
Sister: I burned my tongue, so there was this red spot, but it's gone now.
Dad: Your whole tongue, or just the burned part?
I'm internally groaning, while my dad and my sister are laughing.
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