My dad dropped two in a row

(For context, my mom is a vegetarian. Sorry if there are formatting issues.)

Dad: Your mom can't eat these tomatoes.

Sister: Why not?

Dad: Because they touched a stake!

And the second one:

Sister: I burned my tongue, so there was this red spot, but it's gone now.

Dad: Your whole tongue, or just the burned part?

I'm internally groaning, while my dad and my sister are laughing.

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📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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