Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, thereโ€™s a long break in the ledge they canโ€™t cross. โ€œSomething for this I have.โ€ Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yodaโ€™s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaโ€™s garden.

โ€œSomething I have for this.โ€ Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yodaโ€™s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heโ€™s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

โ€œThatโ€™s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. โ€œIโ€™ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.โ€

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

โ€œMaster Yoda!โ€ he asks. โ€œWhat did I do wrong?โ€

Yoda replies sagely, โ€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!โ€

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My cousin got seriously beaten in school. He was really weak, so he started training karate.

Now he is beaten at school and karate.

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What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?

Use the forks, Luke.

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My five year old son โ€™s dad in training comment when asked โ€œwhatโ€™s your address?โ€

Dad, Iโ€™m not a girl, I donโ€™t wear dresses!

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What do you call an optometrist in training?

A Spec-U-Later

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A newly enlisted recruit was in basic training, being yelled at by a former barbecue chef.

He was their Grill Sergeant.

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I was once in an airplane when I realized the pilot didn't pass any proper training

He was just winging it

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When I was training to be a teller, an old woman came in and asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training

The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.

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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, thereโ€™s a long break in the ledge they canโ€™t cross... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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What do you call a boat in training?

An apprenticeship.

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All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...

I was well prepared!

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Getting fire training at work and was asked what steps to take in the event of a fire.

I said BIG ONES in the opposite direction of the fire....apparently the wrong answer.

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When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.

Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.

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What an outstanding result in potty training.

An envy pee.

(like an MVP, get it..OK I go away now)

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My 7 year old son is doing well in his dad joke training.

Son: When do cows moo a lot?

Me: I don't know, when?

Son: When they com-moo-nicate

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Dad in training

Characters: My wife, my son (four years old), and my daughter (his twin, so obviously also four).


Son: "My classmate didn't like me laughing at her today."

Wife: "Why were you laughing at her?"

Son: "I'm a vampire! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Wife: "OH! Like an evil laugh?"

Son: "Yeah! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Daughter: "I'm a witch! Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "So you're both monsters?"

Son: "Yep!"

Daughter: "Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "Am I a monster too?"

Son: "Yeah! You're a ... " <dramatic pause> " ... mummy."

Whole family in hysterical laughter, and after it dies down he goes, "Get it!? Mummy!"


I've never been so proud. A spontaneously generated pun of that caliber at four years old, AND an unnecessary clarification/repetition of the joke? I've got high hopes for this one.

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Training for a marathon helps in the long run.
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Dad in training...

My partner and I went in for her first appointment since we found out she is pregnant. While taking blood, she said, "that's a lot of vials." Immediately, I respond with, "I don't know why people call them that. I don't think they are so vile."

How am I doing? Will I make a good dad?

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Her name tag said she was in training

The name tag read:

Store Name

Sabrina

In training

I said "You've been Sabrina your whole life. You shouldn't need to be training for that."

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Corny dad in training...

My brother's best friend isn't a dad yet, but he sure will be up there as a corny dad when he is... Years ago we went to Applebee's to celebrate my brother's 21st birthday. My brother's friend wasn't 21 yet. While they were standing at the bar, my brother orders a beer. Then his friend proceeds to do this:

Bartender- "What are you having?"

Brother's friend- "I'll have a beer....that'll be a root beer." ::winks at bartender and shoots his finger::

Bartender- ::SILENCE::

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Managed to score my first dad joke (dad in training)

Yesterday I was able to pull off my first dadjoke!

Someone in my evening class said "I'm tired" and without batting an eye I replied "Hi Tired, I'm Horst!" :)

So yeah, I'm in training - baby is due in december, so I am kind of in bootcamp right now. Any advice from the more experienced dadjokers? Good next step for me?

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I found this in an abandoned bookstore while doing some training with my fire department imgur.com/vZSNrG3
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Dad in training joke

My girlfriend said she needed to make an eye appointment soon as I was driving her back to school before work.

I said, "Don't you have to get an A appointment and an E appointment first??"

She stared at me while shaking her head in disbelief.

Pride level: High

(May have been dadjoke'd before.. If so, my apologies. There are some smart guys out there)

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My brother: dad in training

Today while we were watching the Colts-Broncos game my mom read something she saw on Pinterest saying, "if a woman speaks and nobody listens, she's probably called mom." My little brother responded with, "what'd you say?"

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My friend is a dad-in-training

Him: "Hey have you heard of that movie Constipated?"

Me: "No...?"

Him: "That's because... it hasn't come out yet!"

Groans commenced while he burst out laughing.

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My brother is a great dad in training.

My brother, my roommate and I were sitting in our living room and hadn't said a thing to each other for about 2 hours.

Me: "Nobody has said anything to each other in like two hours."

Brother: "I guess we were just enjoying each other's presence, since presence is the greatest gift of all. HAHAHA."

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Dad in Training

So my friend decided to head to the gun range, and the following conversation ensued:

Friend: So yea, I I'm going to the gun range tomorrow with my girlfriend. Should be lots of fun!

Me: You'll definitely get a bang out of that!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KronosRex
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New Years Eve drunk dad in training

Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"

Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.

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