Does the power grid in Jerusalem operate at DEUS VOLT?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Looking for electricity pun/punch line ideas

I'm writing an article about lithium-ion battery energy storage systems (ESS). The article talks highly of ESSs and the positive impact this technology will have in transitioning our energy grid to net neutral carbon emissions.

The last sentence of the article is currently "in short, the future for how we build cities is charged with potential."

Anyone have a better pun/punch line idea for this sentence?

Not sure if this is appropriate for this sub but if not, let me know if there's anywhere I can post this. Thanks a lot :)

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Redditculous pun

I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".

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New years diet

So my dad got us pretty good in a family text conversation.

So my little brother sends us a picture of a bunch of juice he has made and put in jars in his fridge.

LB: Going on a juice diet for the next 30 days, gotta loose 50 lbs in 2017!

Dad: I cooked beans and ham soup. I'm on a expelling air diet.

Dad: I've lost 5psi in 2days!

Dad: I'm thinking about getting a methane generator and going off the grid.

Me: πŸ™„

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