Outlaws are wanted
A Seatbelt.
Lipstick
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
I didn't expect the Anna-Phil-Axis to be so severe.
They're nuts!
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Outlaws are Wanted!
Attire
In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.
One makes you see bad, the other makes a bee sad.
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
The people in Dubai don't like the flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
Gluttonic love.
The difference is day and night.
One is a groundskeeper while the other is a grounds keeper
I'm starting to play in a new D&D game, and I can't decide between playing a Bard or a Rogue.
Guess I'll have to weigh the Prose and the Cons. 😂😂😅😅😅🤔🤔🤣🤣😆😆😘😘🥰🥰😜😜🤪🤪
Anyone can roast beef.
Ig he really didn't stand a chance
Papa balloon, Muma balloon and Bubba balloon.
Bubba balloon was still sleeping with Papa and Muma balloon but he was starting to get too big.
Papa and Muma balloon got a bedroom setup for Bubba balloon so they can finally sleep alone. But every night he would come in crying to sleep with Papa and Muma balloon but they never let up.
But one night, Bubba balloon waited for the Papa and Muma balloon to be faaaast asleep. He tried to squeeze in between them but he couldn't quite fit. Very carefully, he started to let some air out of Papa balloon... It wasn't enough. Very carefully, he let some air out of Muma balloon... But it still wasn't enough. He didn't want to deflate his parents any more... So he slowly let some air out of himself. It was perfect. He snuggled in and slept soundly.
The next morning, you could imagine how disappointed Papa and Muma balloon was. Papa balloon said: We tried to help you and tried to help you grow in toy a Big Boy balloon. We are so disappointed with you.
You let ME down... You let your Muma down... But most disappointing of all... You let yourself down!
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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Dad: The flag is a big plus.
Between an Bouncy Australian Marsupial and a Geordie stuck in a coal mine? . . . . ...one's a Kangaroo the other is a Kangeroot.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
But apparently not in this case.
Attire
People in Lebanon do not like the Flintstones, while people in Abu Dhabi do.
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are wanted
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are wanted.
One is a groundskeeper, while the other is a grounds keeper.
Outlaws are wanted.
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
