18 Hilarious If This Is It Puns

Sorry if this image is too small, it’s a Mike Rowe ska pic.

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📅︎ Dec 05 2022

not sure if this is a Dad joke, but I remember as a kid, trailing behind my dad and he deliberately took a jar of salsa off the shelf, and set it directly in the isle.

It was a bottle of salsa named Pace. He then asked me to pick up the pace.

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👤︎ u/MycoMil

📅︎ Jan 22 2023

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Can someone please explain if this is a pun or joke on my socks? I don’t get it

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👤︎ u/Taasko

📅︎ Jul 12 2022

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Okay, I guess I'll post this. I was pretty stoned so my apologies if it is super dumb. Requested by another user after the Pringle one.

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👤︎ u/DanyStormborn87

📅︎ Jun 29 2022

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I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!

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👤︎ u/x000b

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

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👤︎ u/edhere

📅︎ Apr 25 2017

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If you see this car, ring the police. It is stollen.

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👤︎ u/MisterEd_ak

📅︎ Dec 18 2019

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If this is going too far I’ll take it down. /r/3amjokes/comments/oe1t…

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👤︎ u/thatguykeith

📅︎ Jul 05 2021

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Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.

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👤︎ u/Mr_Potato12

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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If you take this wrongly, is it a faux pas?

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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If anyone is alone this Christmas and has nobody to spend it with, please let me know..

I really need to borrow some chairs.

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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Not sure if this is close enough to a pun, but found it funny anyway.

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👤︎ u/AmethystMonkey

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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Is this a pun? If it is, it's out of this world.

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👤︎ u/JDC1043

📅︎ May 11 2017

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Not sure if this is really a dad joke, but boy was I proud of it!

I was at work, sarcastically saying how much I love sweeping. Stoned coworker says "..We should just call you Cinderella then.."

I said "If the shoe fits!"

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👤︎ u/U_R_MY_UVULA

📅︎ Jun 02 2015

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So let me tell you a little about my situation. It's currently about -12°F outside and my HVAC just broke. So, I decided to build a fire, but it turns out I can't use my fireplace because it needs a new flue, and I'm sorry if this is the wrong subreddit for this

but I just need t(w)o vent(s) right now.

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👤︎ u/BuddyEndsleigh

📅︎ Jan 22 2016

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Idk if this is copied or a dad joke at all. I just heard it

What Is The Difference Between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai Doesn't Watch The Flinstones. But Abu Dhabi Do!

This joke srsly sux

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👤︎ u/psyducker64

📅︎ Feb 11 2016

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Not sure if this is a "dad joke" but my dad did it years ago and I just got it.

This was about 10 years ago. We went on a picnic and my dad was eating baby carrots. He kept cutting three rings in his carrots and my mom kept yelling at him saying it was inappropriate. I was eating baby carrots and I just realized he was making the carrot look like a butt plug and kept winking to my mom about it.

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👤︎ u/zazzles23

📅︎ Apr 28 2014

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Don't know if this is a "dad joke" but my dad told it to me and I thought it was hilarious.

A family of 3 moles were walking around in a tunnel. The tunnel was dark causing the dad to run into a wall. Then the mom ran into the dad and the baby mole ran into the mom. The dad sniffs the air and says "I smell pancakes." Then the mom says, "I smell syrup" then the baby says "I smell molasses"

My mom sighed and my dad was in tears from laughing so hard.

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👤︎ u/Merryklumklum

📅︎ May 08 2014

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