We all scream for ice-cream
In Texas it's illegal to serve pie without ice cream.
As a matter of Texan pride; remember the à la mode.
What do you call an old Western TV series where half the cast likes ice cream, and the other half doesn't?
What do you call a baby that is two-thirds frozen in ice?
When's a good time to eat ice cream?
So Bert and Ernie are walking down the street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks “want to get some ice cream?”
My friend fell into a block of ice.
It was a solid crash ngl.
Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
Do you remember the joke about hot coffee and ice cream?
I once had an ice cube company which doing really well.
We went into liquidation in the summer. Wasn't cool at all.
Jesus said he would get rid of wicked people. Odin said he would get rid of ice giants.
I don't see any ice giants around.
I used to know what the ice cream with espresso thing is called
I've been playing "Ice Ice Baby" all week. My wife finally said "alright, stop!"
I'm still waiting to collaborate and listen
What's Chewbacca's favourite ice cream flavour?
I told a joke to an ice sculpture
All I got back was a cold reaction
Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
What happens when Dwayne Johnson goes to Alcatraz while sipping single malt on ice?
You get The Rock on The Rock drinking scotch on the rocks.
From my own dad, "Death by ice cream..."
"...What a cool way to go."
Why shouldn’t goats eat ice cream?
They’re at risk for dia-bleat-es
TIL: Rappers Ice T and Ice Cube briefly formed a duo
They split ways when Ice T said that Cube just watered down the music
If you're in the military, I highly recommend you to add ice cream to your daily meals
It'll help you stay frosty.
I wanted to make an espresso with ice cream yesterday, but...
This ice truck on my way to work.
What kind of dog likes to ice skate?
Ice cream shops should be called…
Did you know Sylvester Stallone's drive way is named after ice cream?
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
Why does Rick Astley not allow concessions to sell treats like ice cream, cheesecake, or cobbler at his concerts.
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.
I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
What do you call expensive ice?
An ice cube is widely used to show the changes of matter.
What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
Jackie Chan went on a date. What does he say to break the ice?
An ice cream van crashed in the street today
The whole area is coned off.
What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?
Selling a vacuum in space.
Couldn’t understand what my ice skating coach was saying at first, but turns out he just wanted me to practice more.
What do you call someone whose whole life revolves around ice?
Made my first smoothie but used too much ice.
On sesame street, Ernie was asked if he wanted some ice cream
What do you call a dog that likes ice cream?
What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted some ice cream?
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