A list of puns related to "Ice Cream 2"
I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...
Even better when actually a true story!
Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.
It's like she doesn't even have to try
Lucille: “I have to get Dusty ice cream.” GF: “Dusty ice cream doesn’t sound very good”
Ice cream.
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
The teacher asks the class, “ there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?”
Johnny replies, “ none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.”
The teacher says, “ no three are left but I like the way you think.”
So then Johnny says, “ let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?”
The teacher says, “ the one sucking?”
Johnny says, “ no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.”
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
I'm starting an ice cream roll business and need a good pun for a business name, any ideas?
Must be because Ice-cream a lot.
I said to my wife:
"Can't see them selling much ice cream at this speed."
I said while scooping out ice cream
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.
But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road
Dad: hey, you wanna try some of this ice cream, it's green.
10 y/o Daughter: eww, is that booger flavor?
Dad: no, it's not
During these bleak times I'm missing the ice cream man and the music that comes with it, I guess you could say his ice-solating.
So we bought her an ice cream one.
Wakanda ice cream do you like?
We where at the table having lunch and eating the dessert, the dessert were some pre-made waffles that my mom had bought with ice cream on top, and the waffles where old and they had stayed on the freezer until we needed them, for some reason we started talking about how old the waffles where when my dad said with a semi-serious face: "theyre already from the last year" and stupid me reply with "already" to wich my dad just says that all food on the table was from a year ago and i finnaly realise it.
Probably angel food cake.
No deviled eggs.
Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.
Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.
Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).
Keep it going!
I was working nightshift at McDonalds and a dad and his son wanted some ice cream, chocolate, specifically. The machine wasnt acting right so I interjected and said, "the chocolate ice cream works, it's just acting funny" and the dad swoops in and asks, "does it tell jokes?
An ice cream crone!
There were costumed food characters on stage in a cooking demonstration at the fair we were at (ice cream, churro, orange, and really round corn on the cob).
As the corn character was introduced, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Aww shucks, that corn is a little husky."
The immediate look of disdain and the eye roll from her is my reason for living.
Knock knock Who's there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear me!
Son: I want ice cream!
Wife: if you're hungry, your plate is right here
Son: But we don't eat plates!
He's only four. This kid is destined for greatness.
So once upon a time, there was a planet shaped like a cheerio. A small moon made of milk or tied the planet, going through the center of the donut shaped world. On this planet, lived an interesting species. They acted and lived similarly to us humans? But looked just like large Cheerios (with footings hands and feet like miis) Within this society there were levels of Cheerios: original, honey nut, and finally frosted. The originals were the backbone of the economy, doing the herd labor while the honey nuts ran the businesses and the frosted Cheerios (the top of the top) led the world. Our story today focuses on a single Cheerio. Born into an original Cheerio family, this lad learned the hard way how to work. From a young age, he was forced to get a job in the local milk refinery, where his dad worked. He grew up, and soon had a family of his own. His wife, son, and daughter all worked hard, but were happy. One day walking home from school, the kids found a runaway honey nut Cheerio pup, and decided to keep him. It wasn’t much, but it inspired our little Cheerio friend here. One day, he got fed up with taking orders, and demanded a raise. His entire family has worked in this one factory for three generations, and he wanted to move up in the world, not just for him but also his kids. His old boss however, did not have the power to promote this Cheerio, and he was forced to make a life changing decision: he would go to the refinery company and use every penny in the family savings account (under the bed) to try and get a higher position. After waiting on line for over a week, his appoint was finally here. After bickering and bargaining for hours, the refinery company boss saw a spark in this lad’s eye. He agreed to give this Cheerio a promotion to the honored honey nut glaze in exchange for everything this man owned, including the family’s prized honey nut dog. Was it worth it? Well pretty soon he owned his own milk refinery and was able to breed his own honey nut dogs, so yes, yes it was. Owning and operating the refinery went smoothly. Milk was transported from the moon to the planet using space busses, and the milk itself was funneled down to the refineries using large straws. After the milk was ready to drink, it was shipped off to be sold. He was happy working here, but eventually he realized it wasn’t enough. This Cheerio, once a simple original Cheerio wanted to follow the “American dream” and do the best he could. He wanted to become a frosted Ch
... keep reading on reddit ➡We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."
They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.
It was an ice cream scoop.
"They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!
We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT
Dad: 2 Cups of Coffee and an Ice Cream
At an outdoor ice cream place when a person gets handed their banana split. Promptly drops his order on the ground and without skipping a beat my brother says "Looks like he got a banana splat."
I was the only family member to laugh
He'll never sell ice cream going that fast
But no matter how much I yelled and waved my money in the air, the stupid ice cream truck driver never stopped.
Babysitting my niece in this heat I wanted to be nice and go out for ice cream. So, I start off with "Hey.. I was thinking.." and before I could finish this 6-year old says "Yeah I thought I smelled something burning", without ever looking up.
The sick irony is that I read this one online and was saving it to roast her. I'm proud, but sad. Of course that doesn't mean my campaign of horrid jokes came to an end!
Took me about a week but I just finished the last pint of ice cream.
When we were kids, my dad used to dare us to bite our ice cream without wincing. Obviously we couldn't. Then he took a bite of our ice cream (all 4 of us), his face staying straight as if it was nothing. We were always in awe and dared him to bite our ice cream every time we goes to the milk bar (creamerie).
We didn't knew he had a set of false teeth.
(Sorry for mistakes, I'm French Canadian.)
No matter how much ice cream I ate they never grew back :/
Her: that looks good, can you scoop me some?
Me: sure, you want a spoon too?
Her: how else will I eat ice cream?
Me: no spooning, that's how our 3rd child happened!
Her: ............ .. .......
Door slam.
A daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. One day the daddy mole popped his head out of the ground and said, "I smell cookies!" The momma mole squeezed through the opening of the hole next to daddy mole and said, "I smell ice cream!" The baby mole tried popping out of the hole, but couldn't squeeze between his parents. He said, "All I smell is molasses..."
I told her I need it to keep my ice cream Frozen^TM
Why does ice cream taste like milk? Because it is milk
Picture a road like this, covered in traffic cones and traffic slowed to a crawl.
Dad: An ice cream van crashed here this morning.
Me: Really?
Dad: Yeah, look at all the cones on the road.
*slaps steering wheel in delight
They have excellent camelflage.
(If you look closely it's behind the ice cream.)
They ice cream 🍦🍦🍦
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