A man was caught stealing at a supermarket today while standing on the shoulders of a couple of vampires

He was charged with shoplifting on two counts

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hud_is_on
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Dad jokes a criminal

My dad is a police officer and I was on a ride-along with him. He and his partner arrested a guy for shoplifting. As the perp, whose name is "Unique," is sitting in the back of the car, my dad walks up, looks at me smiling, and says to the suspect "how do you catch a unique criminal? Unique up on em!" He and his partner laughed and high-fived, then just shut the door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PieterJohn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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A man was caught stealing from a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires;

He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.

He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.

He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BadBoyJH
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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