[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
i do not think they were fans of my pun.
The more I think about counterfeiting coins, the more I think I’m going to do it.
What do I think about the number 13?
My wife said, “I think I lost my datebook. Do you know where it is?”
I said, “I think..you may have a hidden agenda.”
My wife has just gave birth at the hospital. I pulled the doctor away for a minute and asked "how soon do you think we will be able to have sex?"
He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"
Do I think education is getting too expensive?
I was trying to think of a pun to do with drinking
But I couldn't. I think alcohol it a night
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
I think I would actually do this
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, “Dad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?”
Son/Daughter: Hey I got a haircut! What do you think?
Dad: Looks like you got them all cut.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
Do u think if a British person heard an American person go “ugh I have a bloody nose” they would think “we all have noses you know”
Credit goes to my friend who made the joke
Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
I committed Seppuku once. I don't think I have the guts to do it again.
Seppuku is the suicidal act of stabbing yourself in the stomach.
(to my wife this morning): Ugh, babe, think i have that Corona virus. Her (seriously): Oh my gosh, what do you mean?
Me: I had one too many Coronas last night and i'm not feeling that great.
Her:(rolls eyes and leaves the bedroom)
Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency. Me: How do you know?? I just walked in!
Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkled.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.
Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.
My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"
He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
I'm thinking of buying this wardrobe what do you guys think?
I making a game full of terrible, wonderful, puns. What do you guys think?
I hate it when people ask me,”what do you think the future is going to be like?”
“Jerr, why do you think I’m so annoyed right now?”, she said.
A man is at a job interview and the interviewer asks him “So why do you think you’d make a good waiter” and the man replied “Well, I think I could bring a lot to the table”
Convo between me and a lady friend, what do we think boys? Am I in?
People think all I do us post Dad jokes on reddit
It couldn't be father from the truth
My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.
There really isn’t a pun for lethal injections, I mean if you think about it, even if you do say anything, your life is still in vein...
So I’m dating a stripper and my mom asked, “do you think that’s a good idea?” I said, “no it’s a whoreibble idea”
What do i think of buying Chinese goods?
Sometimes I think about becoming a mallard to do all the evil crazy stuff I can think of.
But that's no way to conduck myself
What my daughter (Ariha) thinks i do
Ariha ( daughter 4 yrs) : which company do u work for daddy?
Me: Apple
Ariha [sternly]: Daddyyeee, stop selling fruits !!
I almost cried 😭
"What do you think I should spend on a brand new tennis racket?" asked my son.
Dad: "Isabelle, do you think I'm a bad father?"
Child: "Dad, my name is Elanor".
Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: I can’t say that I do.
Doctor: Exactly. That’s the main one.
What do I think about going to the gym regularly?
I'd say it's working out.
Ken, a master martial artist, was worried about winning his next fight. He asked his friend Ryu, "Do you think I can win this fight?" Ryu confidently responded:
I was walking through the forest with my girlfriend when she asked "how many trees do you think there are?". I stopped, look around, and said:
Zachary: Dad, what do you want for breakfast? Dad: Zack, I think you know. Zachary: Eggs?
My wife thinks I’m an idiot who can’t even do the simplest things right.
So I packed up her things, and called me a cab.
Do you want to know what I think of mute people?
Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: I can’t say I do.
Doctor: Exactly.
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