the coffee grounds.
They RGBees knees
But I have no idea where they drove off to
...one is a plumber.
Attendant: Sir, that’s a mirror.
...would that be a rash decision?
When I was around 5 or 6 years old my dad was a police officer, and of course had a moustache. I remember one day he was in the bathroom for a little while with the door open standing by the sink, and called my sisters and I in there. As we approached the door, he sneezed this HUGE sneeze into a tissue. Pulled the tissue away, and his moustache was gone. Layed out perfectly on the tissue. We were so amazed that a sneeze could take his moustache right off of his face. We talked about it all day. Then we learned what shaving was
can you smell what Barack is cooking?
When my wife and I were expecting our son, everyone always wanted to know what we were having. We were waiting until birth to find out the gender so instead of explaining our decision to wait, I always told them "a baby." If they asked me what I wanted my response was "human."
I don’t even know where the Minneapolis!
...but I occidentally parked on the west
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
Unfortunately, due to lockdown, they had to push it
but I'm only getting fatter.
-My dad
I lost control.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
But I just didn’t have the patience for it
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
I guess we're not going to workout
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
In fact, it's bordering on Chile
Eyeronic!
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
At least I got 7up
Because my election isn’t supposed to last this long
Wife: I thought I heard from the west.
My father: I'm pretty sure it comes from the sky.
"Issue."
"Gesundheit!"
My dad said he'll let this slide for now.
Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles”.
I suppose you could say my life is in ruins
Hello,
I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.
Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:
It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.
Thank you
It doesn’t make any cents
Finally I folded.
The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.
Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'
He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'
So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'
Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'
He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus they had to push it
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
Any ideas what to do in the Mean Time?
