I Should Probably Go to Bed Puns

… despite some apprehension they both hit it off and agree to a second date.

Date two comes and there’s even more fireworks, ending with a kiss goodnight.

Finally, a third date comes and at the end she invites him inside to spend the night.

As they’re fooling around, she says “If we’re going to go to bed together, theres probably something you should know. When I was a little girl I was in an accident and I lost both my feet, so both my feet are prosthetic”.

Slightly taken aback, the guy says “I’m really sorry, I like you a lot. But if that’s the case we can’t be together”.

Obviously very upset, she asks “Why?! Are you a bigot or something?!”

“No” he replies “I’m lack-toes intolerant”.