I have nothing but good things to say about sidewalks.
They've kept me off the streets.
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︎ Jan 11 2023
What baked good can carry other things inside it?
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︎ Jan 19 2023
my lawn started to caramelize and since scientists had never seen something like that occur they let me name the phenomenon. unfortunately I'm not very good at naming things
I just called it the my yard reaction
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︎ Aug 11 2022
In another 3028 years, thereβs a chance that things will either be really good or really bad.
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︎ May 10 2022
Why are whales so good at doing things?
Itβs always for a porpoise
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︎ Dec 08 2021
I heard a bit of lore once that vampires love to count things so Iβve gotta ask, would they make good tellers?
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︎ Jan 15 2022
My Popsicle has nothing but good things to say about me. It's always complimenting me too.
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︎ Sep 10 2021
Am so good at pushing things off that am now a PRO.
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︎ May 07 2021
Thereβs not too many good things about Switzerlandβ¦
β¦but their flag is a big plus.
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Every morning, I like to stand in front of a mirror and think about all the good things I've done.
It's just a moment of reflection.
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︎ May 10 2021
Why are open doors good for storing things?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
There was a guy who was really, really good at throwing things.
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︎ May 06 2021
The only things turkeys are good for
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Apple as a company does a lot of good things
but at their core they are seedy as hell.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I've been told I'm good at cooling things down.
But I've never been a big fan.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Candlemakers are so good at explaining things
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︎ Jul 10 2017
I've never seen the inside of my ear, but I've heard good things
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︎ Jan 22 2019
I'm really good at doing two things at once
I'm a real multi-taskKING
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︎ Mar 28 2017
Her: You have selective hearing. You only hear things that make you look good.
Me: Thanks. You look good too.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
I'm really good at postponing things
I guess you can say I'm a pro-crastinator
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︎ Jan 19 2019
A friend of mine is really good at using comparisons to explain things.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
What do you call it when somebody says good things about your hair?
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︎ Oct 02 2017
Why is Dyson so good at making things that suck?
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︎ Feb 18 2014
I ran a computer simulation and in 3028 years things will be either really good or really bad.
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︎ Jan 09 2022
Will things be good or bad in 3,028 years?
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︎ Jan 04 2022
There aren't many good things about being Swiss...
but the flag is a big plus.
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