I have nothing but good things to say about sidewalks.

They've kept me off the streets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AuthorSarge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2023
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What baked good can carry other things inside it?

A baguette!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarthagePlate_210
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2023
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my lawn started to caramelize and since scientists had never seen something like that occur they let me name the phenomenon. unfortunately I'm not very good at naming things

I just called it the my yard reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Salty_Cellist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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In another 3028 years, there’s a chance that things will either be really good or really bad.

It’s 5050.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2022
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Why are whales so good at doing things?

It’s always for a porpoise

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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I heard a bit of lore once that vampires love to count things so I’ve gotta ask, would they make good tellers?

You can bank on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arakashi_moku
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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My Popsicle has nothing but good things to say about me. It's always complimenting me too.

It's a nice lolly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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Am so good at pushing things off that am now a PRO.

A PRO-Crastinator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papiys
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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There’s not too many good things about Switzerland…

…but their flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monolocomotive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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Every morning, I like to stand in front of a mirror and think about all the good things I've done.

It's just a moment of reflection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Why are open doors good for storing things?

Because they are ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckheck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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There was a guy who was really, really good at throwing things.

His name was Chuck.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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The only things turkeys are good for

Are turdoors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonnysoncere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Apple as a company does a lot of good things

but at their core they are seedy as hell.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I've been told I'm good at cooling things down.

But I've never been a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Candlemakers are so good at explaining things

They just make scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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I've never seen the inside of my ear, but I've heard good things
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giveyouralfordme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I'm really good at doing two things at once

I'm a real multi-taskKING

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nachochezzes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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Her: You have selective hearing. You only hear things that make you look good.

Me: Thanks. You look good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I'm really good at postponing things

I guess you can say I'm a pro-crastinator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svennertsw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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A friend of mine is really good at using comparisons to explain things.

Her name is Ann Alogy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunchybedsheets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Whoever this "Layman" guy is, he's really good at explaining things reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shac101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What do you call it when somebody says good things about your hair?

A comb-liment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatphotoguy89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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Why is Dyson so good at making things that suck?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daaniloviici
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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I ran a computer simulation and in 3028 years things will be either really good or really bad.

It's 5050

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Will things be good or bad in 3,028 years?

It’s 5050

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2022
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There aren't many good things about being Swiss...

but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubbinsss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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