A list of puns related to "I Love Her"
...talking to the wine."
That's why we take my car during the summer.
I handed her the dictionary.
I just think sheβs being a bit hippo critical.
I guess I am putting words in her mouth.
I just told her that day has finally come.
I told her "I think it's totally re-markable."
I love her unconditionally
Now she won't stop wedding it. I hope plastic sheets are in the registry.
Who the FUCK is Eumore?! It's driving us apart.
I hit the road right then and there.
So we were talking about plants and I randomly come up with:
If you stab a vampire with a cactus doesn't that make it a succulent steak?
She groans and can't help but giggle as she literally face palms, but complains none the less "I thought you loved me!". I laugh even harder. "You're proud of that aren't you, why you are so proud of that? When you shit in your hand and throw it at strangers that is nothing to be proud of".
Tell you fellers she's a keeper :D
... I cantilever.
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