During Chemistry class, I learned that sulphur dioxide should never be poured into a metal container..
It's just an oxidant waiting to happen..
I learned how to cut down trees with the past tense.
First you see it, then you saw it.
I’ve learned how to become more powerful than everyone else.
Just make a post on Reddit. Then every time you reply Reddit will tell everyone how OP you are.
Today I learned that all urinals have the same serial number.
I just learned yesterday that I’m colourblind.
It was such a surprise. The news literally came right out of the orange.
I just learned that slim shady’s mom was a seamstress.
How i learned to mind my own business
One day I was walking on the sidewalk next to a mental hospital and heard 13...13...13...So I decided to peek through a hole in the wall and immediately got poked In the eye and heard 14...14...14...
I learned the word "defenestrate" today.
I haven't had many chances to use it yet, but when I see a window of opportunity, I toss it out there.
I learned a lot of jokes in sign language.
I can guarantee no one has ever heard them.
I showed my wife a technique I learned for tying two ropes together. She proceeded to make out with me wildly.
The problem is, I can’t tell whether she loves me or she loves me knot.
I have a joke about sodium but I've learned that when it comes to telling it?
Na, just gets people too salty.
I told my sarcastic friend that I learned how to make lemon zest.
Today I learned that all rental properties share the same theme song:
Today I learned that you can use a canoe as a hat if you tip it over.
Here's one I learned
Did you hear about the frog that parked illegally?
Don't worry, it got toad.
Today I learned
Jumping to conclusions is not considered as cardio.
I never learned proper grammar because of the accident.
Today I learned that if you’re in a kayak and it flips over in the water…
… you can safely wear it on your head because it’s capsized.
Today I learned that most dad jokes are told in the home
I just learned Bill Clinton’s Vice President was a drummer and an amazing programmer
In fact, he made the the Al Gore rhythm
I learned the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
An alligator will see you later and a crocodile will see you after a while
I’ve never learned the entire alphabet. I just know 25 of the 26 letters.
I just learned that the previous owner of my home did all of the electrical work himself with no prior experience.
I have learned the backstory of the Mortal Kombat theme
It’s based off of a Finnish hymn
Today I learned you can use disposable masks to brew espresso.
That's because they're coughy filters.
Today I learned what TIL stands for
Today I learned the French word for swimming pool and I didn’t like it.
It’s really piscine me off.
Yesterday I learned what confirmation bias means.
I learned how to read minds!!
I can only read my own mind though...
I learned today that you cannot be whoever you want to be.
Turns out Identity theft is a crime
I have exceptional farm animals. One have learned how to operate a boat.
Unfortunately this sheep has sailed.
It was only recently that I learned where pans come from
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Makes sense - I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I just learned how a computer mouse works
today I learned if you turn a canoe over you can wear it as a hat
I learned today that 40k people a year get injured by their toilet..
I learned recently that when we are first born and for the first chunk of our lives, we actually have four kidneys.
And then as we age, two of them become adult knees.
I recently learned how to pick a lock…
It’s opened many doors for me.
Today I learned that dogs are multilingual. How do I know?
True story. At dinner tonight I asked one of my 5yo twin boys for 3 sight words he's learned in kindergarten. He replied...
I just learned the earth is indeed flat and I have irrefutable proof.
70% of the earth is water.
All that water is uncarbonated.
The earth is flat.
[Probably already been seen here, just found this sub and wanted to share my best]
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
Today I learned you can use disposable masks to brew espresso
Because they’re coughy filters!
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