I Have Something Important to Tell You Puns

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He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..

Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.

Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.

Wife: can you bring him to the dentist today and stay in the room with him?

Me: why do I have to stay in the room?

Wife: in case the dentist has to tell you something important.

Me: can't I just wait for the report at the end?

Wife: what report? There's no report!

Me: so the molar report is fake news?

Last night the gf and I were watching netflix and having a good time when I paused the show and said: me: "Babe, I have something important to tell you!" her: "OMG! What?" me: " what does Poseidon use to wash his clothes? silence...... me: "Tide"

i'll see myself out

bit of context...In the Spanish language when you want somebody to tell you something you say "Dime" (sounds like Dee-Mehh) also the word "Di"(sounds like Dee) means say...

Dad (in Spanish): I have something important to tell you but I don't know if I should

Me: dime!

Dad: Mehhh!

(cue Spanish groans)