I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
I don't know why people are concluding that I am constipated.
They just keep telling me that I'm full of shit.
Do you know why I don't like Paper?
Because it's tearable!
I know this is not original (plenty of renditions out there), but my 8 year old made it up herself. So not only is it original to her, she made my day.
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
I don’t know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers
I don't know why people are afraid of flying...
Most crashes happen at ground level.
I don't know why I'm so afraid of pressing buttons.
I just can't put my finger on it.
my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"
because they lighten me up
I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.
They're always dropping the ball.
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
I don't know why it wooden't work
i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....
he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
I don’t know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.
I just can’t wrap my head around it.
I don’t know why I love bad puns so much...
I don't know why the beautiful attendant at Ikea reported me to the police.
All I asked was "How much for one night stand ?"
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about the Coronavirus
He never catches anything
You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
I don’t know why, but there’s something exciting about evaluating women’s armpits...
Its just really axilla rating.
I don't know why people are complaining there's nothing to do. I've been stockpiling the whole day.
You know why I don’t eat Lazy-Boy recliners?
I don’t like chairy flavored food.
I don't know why, but I really don't like shoes.
I just can't help looking down on them.
I don't know why some people hated soda...
it's only a "soft" drink after all
I don't know why fly tipping has such a bad rep
If I think the flies have done a good job, I'll leave them a tip, I don't care. I've heard the pay is shit.
I don't know why people are rushing to buy toilet paper.
Personally, coronavirus has me scared shitless.
I don't know why so people are buying so much TP
But I wish someone would get to the bottom of it.
I don’t know why I couldn’t convince my wife she would like the set of knives I made her for Mother’s Day.
I made several good points.
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
I don't know why people use odorless deodorant
I don’t know why, but there’s just something about a duck sitting on the roof of a house that makes me mad and makes me laugh, too
This morning there were two, I was quite conflicted. it was a real paradux.
I don't know why my wife calls me hun
I didn't conquer Rome after all.
I now know why painters don’t get cold...
...they always use a second coat 🤭
I don't know why but I laughed at this for like 5 minutes
My friends keep unfollowing me on Snapchat and I don’t know why
I don’t know why my wife criticized me for not stretching after exercising.
She knew I was already knotted up about it.
I don’t know why people aren’t purchasing my discount marionettes!
There are no strings attached!
I don’t know why people say cancer is hard to beat
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road
but it was poultry in motion.
Now I know why restaurants don't serve rabbit soup
Patrons would constantly be yelling "waiter! There's a "hare" in my soup!"
I don’t know why people are always confused when I tell them how good I am at golf.
I just tell people I am subpar.
I don’t know why I find bones so funny
I just think they’re humerus
I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because they’re always up to something!
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
I don’t know why i loves bad puns so much.
It’s just how eye roll i guess
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why
Something about them is just off-pudding
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
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