I Confess (film) Puns

(Last July) My girlfriend confessed her feelings to her long-time close friend that he was her first love even though they were just friends. She confessed her feelings to that friend so my girlfriend can finally move on, so she can love me alone with all her heart.

I was flattered, congratulations to me, it's supposed to be sweet right? No.

December happened. Her close friend confessed to my girlfriend as well. He wanted to court her. He said that what if in the end, they were meant for each other instead?

Yes, my girlfriend broke up with me. I gave her the option to consider giving that friend of hers a chance. Just a chance. My girlfriend of almost 6 years, I never thought that she will accept that option...

What I did was right, I guess? I think it's an evitable event that even if i did not give her that option today, someday it'd be a cycle that's always bound to happen. What's happening right now is at least better than a possibility of cheating while we're married right? I just don't know what to do while she's answering her "what ifs" in her life.

There's a chance that the friend and my ex would work out. There's also a chance that they wouldn't. I know my worth, but I still love my ex so much. What could I do, if she is my first love.

I appreciate that she was transparent and honest to me to say everything, instead of cheating.

Especially because most of them did not commit any crimes.

Halfway to the alter I saw each statue adorning the walls turns its head to look away from me.

You are all probably going to be very mad at me, but the only Halloween movies I’ve seen are the original and Halloween Kills. I watched the original on YouTube, someone screen recorded the whole movie and uploaded it. What a legend. Anyway, I want to know which movies I should watch. I am only 13, so what do I do?! I love the character Michael Myers but I don’t have much experience with the films.

Related thread in r/legaladvice.

Edit: thanks all. I'm convinced and will be going through insurance.

I am a dirty plague rat, unvaccinated and tested positive for covid. After having fever for 2 days straight, I gave into temptation and took 6 mg of the unholy devil's candy, Ivermectin and literally, my symptoms went away overnight.. I am guilty, horselike and dirty, and am just posting this so you DO NOT follow my wrongful steps. Get your vaccines, they are safe and effective, unlike any foul horse medicine.

I'm literally flogging myself as I write this.

Using a Throaway because people I know follow me on Reddit.

I had to get this off my chest. This is not a shill or anything, I'm not promoting that shit. I'm having a bit of money issues, and I thought that riding a hype train and an economic bubble would get me an easy buck. I'm not investing though, as soon as I sell that shit money is going into my bank account.

That's it.

My dog loves car rides, and she especially loves seeing people in the drive-through, so I always take her with me to Starbucks. When the employees ask if I want a pup cup, I say yes, but her stomach can’t handle dairy, so I just eat the whipped cream myself

Yall are so cute I'm just saying this bc of the transphobic people I just wanna say ur cute and maybe I luv u <3

The current sell-off is my fault because I have kept buying the dips all the way down from $2.2 to $1.01.

I have recently had some problems with chastity, specifically the m word. (I will keep it at that and hopefully that’s enough info). As you know that’s a pretty personal and embarrassing thing to confess to a bishop. But what’s worse is my bishop is an uncle of mine. I can’t bear the thought of confessing something like that to a bishop! Let alone a relative! I’m so scared, and I don’t even know how to go about doing it or wether there is some other option like going to a stake leader instead or something. Any thoughts?

My music taste is trash, and for this Spotify's algorithm has long treated me like a baby boomer alien from Alpha Centauri: I like old anime, I like video game soundtracks, I like country, I like blues and folk, I like funk, RnB, 90s hip hop, and yet I also like some pop songs from the 00s and early 10s.

Language barriers are no obstacle, and I have liked songs in Spanish, French, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Polish, Korean, and of course, English.

The feeble musical eras drawn by the fourth dimension also mean nothing to me. I have liked songs released by the BBC during WWII. I have perused from the gardens of classic rock, old-school blues, disco, christian folk, Scandinavian heavy metal, old-timey Japanese karaoke, and something as recent as Lil Nas X's latest hit, Industry Baby.

The long-struggling algorithm finally broke when I liked a bunch of old Disney songs and showtunes. Behold this cursed playlist.

Edit: oops, looks like the discover weekly rolled over to a new week. Still equally bizarre lol

Edit 2: there are some songs I like on my DW. I don't know how to feel about this.

One night my friends and I decided to play high powered magic so I pull out Brago. I did a Stasis lock when everyone else was tapped down but I couldn’t break parity in a timely manner because the only person open to attack had a ghostly prison so I had to spend 5 turns to get the mana to pay the tax to attack, keep my stasis alive, and slowly progress my board and my opponents all conceded out of frustration. I won but at what cost? I haven’t played Brago since.

As an INFP, I’ve fallen in love with my INTP best friend. I’ve been denying the feeling for so long (2 years to be exact) and just recently, I’ve fully admitted to myself that I am fully in love with him.

Since I’ve known him from head to toe, I realised how different he treats me compared to other girls. Could this be because I’m his best friend? Or that he sees to me as more than that? I would like some helpful advice from an INTP… perhaps that would help ease my thoughts a little.

Before we became close, he tries his absolute best to get away from me as I can be quite intrusive from time to time. This eventually led to him submitting himself to me out of comfort after realising that I meant no harm.

He starts giving me nicknames, he keeps sending me memes, ranting about politics, talking about Star Wars and the list goes on. He would send me home when it’s late at night after school and would ask me to hang out with him when he’s bored during the weekends.

There has been a time when we’ve become so close that skinship is second nature to us. I would casually hug his arm, or he would casually poke me in the hips with his finger. He would make me look elsewhere and bonk my head with his water bottle just for laughs.

But my favourite of all that he’s done for me is allowing me to use his jacket when I’m cold. You see, he has multiple female friends, and there has been a time when a female friend asked him for his jacket when she’s feeling cold, but he refuses loudly. But when he sees me shivering even for a split second, or when I’m taking a nap in class, he would give me his jacket in a whim. To add on, he loves his jacket so much that he feels naked without it. But the second I needed it, he surrenders it within seconds.

For 2 years, we have been separated due to our classes and the pandemic. We rarely meet given our online lessons and our different class schedules on campus. Within that 2 years of not being with him, I contemplated about my feelings for him, and only recently have I realised that I am in love with him. More than anyone I’ve ever met.

But I don’t know if he still feels the same way for me. I would like an advise on how I should come and confess my feelings for him in a way that doesn’t scare him…

or Legend of the Galactic Heroes. produced by Kitty Films, ran from 1988 to 1997. based on 14 volume (yearly published in parts like in the west) novels 1982 1989. Thou there were subsequent writings and video media productions. Arguably the greatest sci-fi epic behind Dune.

Setup in a galaxy where arms come aggregated politically with outliers and all, into two sides, Alliance (your republican liberal garden variety 'rebels' star wars but more or as organized as the 'spoilers' Empire) vs. Empire

Instead of repeating the nazi aesthetics, by a degree of separation, go full 19th century Steampunky Prussia style, the embodiment of Catherine the Great and his cousin Frederick the Great, in all their enlightened despotism glory. Its a Political show, some episode of shows like Game of Thrones or Star wars (episode I), no action-thriller ensues, but only dialogue or individual threading occurs, so for me It's Adult Animation, also the themes, overarching is the shadow of Gibbon's The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

Themes:

Order vs. chaos; authoritarianism vs. free will.

War and peace & Religion

Tone:

Shakespearean characters, Middle earth level of world building. (the bad: mysoginy and strong homoerotic [this was criticism of the anime, I'm gay so im confortable if women are relegated to stock characters while males are the subjects of love, even when it comes without the sex part. It's not red pill masculinity either, It may be part of its overall conservative imaginary] undertones. this is bad in so far one doesn't overlook the critique part of the novel, the sarcasm, irony, allegory, etc)

What are yout thoughts on the anime, also, i havent found anything like this or game of thrones animated, or other political shows animated (house of cards). Haven't read the noves, but are supposed to be mega Masterpieces with such an "in-depth historiography" that several scholars in the west took it to study research and make PHD thesis or journal publications on the humanistic and social sciences whole.

I'd love to make vaush watch this, IDK if he would like an edward gibbon lessons anime.. Decadence, empire, intricacies of geopolitics through juvenal satires and other weird classicist approach may be of his interest but not his cup of tea of way of delivering. Idk, I like my anime pensative :D hbu

Pheww finally

I’m furious at myself. He came to say goodbye to his friends and he was by my desk a lot but I didn’t even look up bc i was shy. Fuck it. Ughhhhh

I need chat in my life. I love sharing the mundane or exciting with someone. I have the compulsion to respond to every message I get as fast as I can. I also have to respond to every comment that someone makes on one of my posts. I don't know if this is unhealthy behavior. Am I all alone in this?

I believe it comes from the fact that I spend most of my days alone and remote working has only made it worse. I mean I can text with my wife but she is busy with her own job.

My worst fear is that I like to seek attention. I don't want to be that person.

So what do you think? Are you like me?

I first started listening to NFG in, like, 7th grade. I have always heard it as “I still think my friend’s over you.” As in, “my friend IS over you,” which makes absolutely no sense with what the song is about. I have literally yelled this in concert. Not once did I stop and think, “these lyrics don’t make sense.”

TLDR: I’m an idiot, and I’m now questioning my entire life.

I will do it. Wish me luck Edit: I got rejected

my friend confessed he has feelings for me but i don’t like him like that and now things are awkward asf between us 😬