Hurry up and wait Puns

A list of puns related to "Hurry up and wait"

My wife drove ahead of me to the Indian restaurant on Saturday.

She texted me "Hurry up they already, seated me."

I was pissed. Why couldn't she wait?

But then I got there and saw she hadn't started eating yet.

So it was a naan issue.

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👤︎ u/Abraheezee
📅︎ Mar 20 2018
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I managed to make a joke to my doctor dad

I was setting up some hardware for him and he asked me to hurry up.

I said, "Can't you wait, I thought you had a lot of patients?"

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👤︎ u/malwaare
📅︎ Jul 19 2017
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